To want to get my entire boob out and breastfeed whilst wearing pyjamas to breakfast in a hotel.

[SmileEachDay]

Just...the JUDGEMENT.

Not RTFT yet

But...I Know!

You would only not be being unreasonable if your 'hubs' is going to be standing next to you TRexing the entire time.

Full on ink Giles

Why? You have a problem with my wafty tattooed boobs? Hmm?

Because you know my feeding feelz are super important.

"If your boobs actually squirt Petit Filous, that would be great."

But surely "Boobie Juice" must be pure Apple & Mango Copella, Lois?

This thread is brilliant , giving me a proper giggle!

With a toilet brush and fluffy slippers indeed

I don't want my tax money going on tattoos

YABU

Everyone knows you have to get BOTH boobs completely out to breastfeed. How can you show off your amazing breasts to the whole world when a baby is blocking the view of one of them? One for feeding and one for flashing, it's the rules!

Don’t to ltb for leaving the toilet seat up again op whilst getting all your ducks in a row

Hun, are you on edge waiting for babydaddy to propose? Even though you already gave up ypur job, had his kid and moved into his house, and do all the cooking and cleaning?

Don't forget to mention your plans for a huge family which will need you and the multiplefathers to stay at home to bring them up.

Better not be a term time holiday in a hotel

Maybe that's the only time that Brian from Hull can spare the time to spend with his children?

Obviously your hubby isn't with you, he is busy working (as a builder/electrician) and pooing in other people's loos without their permission

And Giles, it is not a holiday. It is a holibob with the famalan.

And a naked female friend playing a ukulele.

Paid for by forever living?

She’s actually pretty annoying Count

Why not?

"giving me a proper giggle with a toilet brush and fluffy slippers"

We don't need to know exactly how you get your jollies, thank you very much.

Diagram or it didn't happen...

Talia

Looks like the MIL showed up..