To want to get my entire boob out and breastfeed whilst wearing pyjamas to breakfast in a hotel.

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Just...the JUDGEMENT.

Greatstar you forgot to advise her to go NC with her DP's as they bought the dc presents once without her permission, so they are obviously controlling narcs and so toxic to be around.

The scarf is banned. Wudnt want it acvidently covering my left dangling blue veined very large leaky boob

CBATRTFT but is your nipple ring nickel free, OP? Wouldn't want bubz getting a nasty rash in itz gob.

I have 4 toilet brushes. 1 for each toilet 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

What I want to know is what's your DH doing to help you in all this?

He sounds like a cock lodger , LTB!

All sounds a bit much OP!

Does the hotel have a spa? If so be a CF, leave the kids with the receptionist and treat yourself to spa day

Can I just check quickly before I form my supplementary judgement - are they Boden pyjamas?

Obviously the op is breakfasting on a gregs sausage roll.

You know, this entire scene needs a painting of it, by a renowned contemporary artist. A huge, bold, canvas, entitled simply, "Motherhood". Hanging in the National Gallery of Modern Shite Life. Yes, I can just picture it now.

Maybe Katie Hopkins would unveil the new piece of -shite-- art.

strike out epic fail :-( shite

Make sure you argue loudly in favour of Brexit with your Hubbz

make sure you ask the other guests for cash donations towards your honeymoon, and order a couple of them to stand up so your 12 and 10 year olds can have seats.

Obviously the op is breakfasting on a gregs sausage roll.
While circumnavigating the penguin bollards*

waves at HQ

Cooooooeeeeeee

Thank you for “allowing it”

YABU to bother wearing clothes of any breakfadt at breakfast in a hotel!!

"I have 4 toilet brushes. 1 for each toilet"

Pfft. I have 4 servants whose sole occupation is to scrub my 4 toilets with my 4 toilet brushes. not a stealth boast, oh no

Have you got rid of the naked friend yet?

This is superb. Barefoot boobie wafting brilliance

I might just use the spa pool as a birthing pool and push another one out while I'm there.
A baybee, not a poo obvs. I'm not a monster.

Make sure you film and stream it live on SM.

Count

What naked friend?

Spa as birthing pool is good. Chance for much etiquette eschewing.

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Quite frankly I don't understand why you're at the hotel in the first place. I assume this is for a Wedding and if someone had the audacity to invite you, expect you turn up, and even proffer a gift then quite frankly you shouldn't be near the hotel