To want to get my entire boob out and breastfeed whilst wearing pyjamas to breakfast in a hotel.

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Just...the JUDGEMENT.

I’m in a hotel tonight, I don’t have a baby, BUT I may venture down for brekky in the morning in my jammies and with a boob out. Just for the thrills. DD is with me. She has fluffy slippers

I'll be next to you formula feeding, but I'll get a boob out so none of the professionally outraged feel left out

a happy dog, who is also yappy.

You better be a bit overweight too. And not give a fuck.

Surely you will be wearing a huge fluffy dressing gown with deep pockets Smile?

I'm assuming that your breast fed baby has a hyphenated name with yoonique spelling?

No Sparklingbrook a huge fluffy dressing gown would cover the bare breast and so defeat the object!
Don't forget you need to be barefoot so you can clip or bite your toenails and flick them across the floor.

Only if I can steal one from the hotel.

I could get the teenager to do it.

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Ooh!

I should change “baby’s” nappy on the table, yes?

With my tit out.

You might want to write some postcards to family. All spelt wrong.

It depends. Will the PJ's be accompanied by a dressing gown and will it be a Primark one or a posh one from.the hotel?

These things I need to know so I know how far I need to adjust my judgeypants.

I hope your changing bag is by Kath Kidston.

I wasn’t going to have a dressing gown at all Jon

For maximum exposure

Brilliant idea OP, but suggest you breastfeed a toddler not a baby.

I wish I could think of something to add.

Yay! I'll have a boob out too and talk loudly about 'booby juice'.

I'll join you.

Please do go with a baby. You are going to look deranged if you just wop your boob(s) out over the museli

Why on earth would you breastfeed? Just give the baby a fruit shoot!

Or a toddler and a baby!