To want to get my entire boob out and breastfeed whilst wearing pyjamas to breakfast in a hotel.

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Just...the JUDGEMENT.

Don't forget to take your phone. Loud ringtones on max. Lots of photos taken, both selfies and group pictures (don't be shy about asking other guests to help, they're only eating breakfast ffs.) if baby has boobed enough put Pippa pig on , or something to sing along to.

Some current threads where people are horrified by kids turning up to breakfast at a hotel in pyjamas, and women who don't wear burkas to breastfeed.

This is, of course, all taking place in a Spoons
Breakfast gin, anyone?

Make sure you remove the phones of anyone over 15 , sneeze while loudly announcing you haven't had the flu jab and t-Rex a bit

I think you mean a 'Brelfie' Flying.

i hope mnhq don't delete this thread, it's great

you need to write on a 'tattoo' of names and dates and get your hair in dreadlocks.

I expect you’ll be first ones there having been up since 5.30 with baby as she goes to sleep at 6 as you insisted on her having an early bedtime routine

I'll bring the petit filous

You should speak really loudly to your own children too.

YANBU but then I suspect the 2 hotel judgy threads are about me. I'm currently in a hotel with autistic 4 year old DS. He has a tablet (with headphones) at the dinner table to prevent meltdown and he has breakfast in his pjs because that's what happens at home and you try changing the routine of an autistic 4 year old and see where that gets you. He did have frog wellies on though.

I do hope you are attending a friends hen do and insisting they all go to bed at 7 after admiring your 'boobing'

I need to make it obvious that I am attention seeking with my confident boobs and pyjamas. That I am revelling in my flaunting of the roolz.

Maybe I could record a vlog during breakfast?

Is your baby called Kai or Jaxon?

Get the bubz to nick a couple of sweets from behind the reception counter too

I wanted to vent, and now I have dyed blue boobs, 7 children and in all likelihood a criminal record

Who's Judgy now?

I’ll bring the 6 DC

fluffy homeschooled I hope

That's easily done smileeachday.

Take endless selfies with the flash ON so people know what you're doing and carrying on tutting in disgust at you in your direction. Then do your vlog.

You should also whistle whilst booking the baby in your pyjamas