To want to get my entire boob out and breastfeed whilst wearing pyjamas to breakfast in a hotel.

[SmileEachDay]

Just...the JUDGEMENT.

Where are you going to hide the packed lunch though?

YANBU, chew with your mouth open and say good morning to people you don't know while you're at it

Use the phrase "Lil man loves his boobie juice" at some point?

If anyone says anything say you're BOOBING baby to sleep

Change the nappy on the table too?!

Pom Bear anyone?

DO IT.and make sure you get in the papers for being told to cover up. Photo or it never happened.

In the changing bag Sparkling?

@ “booby juice” 😂

I wasn’t going to have a dressing gown at all Jon

For maximum exposure

Good thinking smileeachday

The exposed boob will have all the delicate ones horrified and gawping which will hopefully distract them from you shoving all that posh fruit in your Mary Poppins bag.

Will your female friend be totally naked and playing a ukulele?

Do some loud performance parenting while you're at it.

I'll join you! I'll be wearing my size 20 clothes while ostentatiously possessing a BMI of under 25.

Please use the phrase 'boob monster' and refer to your baby as any of the following: Bubz, bubba, lil man, princess.

Dye your boobs smurf blue first lol

“Tarquin darling, how many cereals can you see? No! Count in Mandarin”

I have no idea what this thread is about. Who are we supposed to be judging harshly?

And pierce the baby's ears.

Are you going to do all this purposely to disrespect me? I find it rude, insulting yardaa yarda. Also pronounce something "wrong" for the laugh!

do it OP!!

If anyone stares, please promise to squirt milk in their direction and ask if they fancy a feed too. Pleeeeease! If you can, while still smoking.

I hope you parked your car in the parent and child space?

Level

It’s unashamedly a thread about some other threads where there was a shit load of ridicujudging going on.

I wanted to vent, and now I have dyed blue boobs, 7 children and in all likelihood a criminal record.

And a dog.

don't forget to post a selfie on all social media