No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

Ohhelp maybe you should send her a few textses to tell her why it's so annoying

self diagnosed food intolerance. Oh do duck off attention seeker

YES YES YES esp self diagnosed gluten intolerance when we have mutual friends who are actual diagnosed coeliacs.

Pa sorry I misquoted thw original slightly but my additional f word probably summed up what op meant 😣

Bloke on my FB who severely over uses the word regarding aghhhh.
The lose/loose thing, it's not that difficult!
So many viscous circles around

Fairy Liquid

I really want to make a spaceship out of the bottle but it's taking ages to run out. I'll buy the cheap shite next time.

People who stand so close to you in a queue that they’re practically licking the back of my teeth

Dianag, how are they supposed to do it? Reverse and cross the road backwards??

I have another one.... I've noticed some people on YouTube say "what is" instead of saying "that is", for example when doing a shopping haul they would say "I got some bananas what is for my lunch" or I got red peppers what is good for a stir fry OR after describing an item says "what's good" after? No no no no no no no sounds so wrong

Hyperchondriacs! (is that spelt correctly?)

No, it isn't.

Nice to see that a mental illness annoys you though. I can categorically tell you that it annoys the people who suffer with it more.

People with buggies walking to the front of the bus queue.

And I hate “Me-graine” it’s “MY-graine”

I'm the other way around - I hate 'my-graine!

I can't understand why people say ve-hi-cle, instead of vehicle. Why put such an emphasis on the 'hi'.

Yes the t is often missing though - texes

People who arrange sleeping babies/dogs etc into scenes to be photographed and placed on FB/Instagram. Would you like to be fannied about with and photographed whilst sleeping? Nope, didn't think so. Stop it you attention seeking odious twats

I love Judge Judy.
But in almost every episode someone says "tooken" instead of taken.
I have tooken your daughter.
They're also not sure on how to use tenses.
I seen a dog walking down the street. No you SAW a dog walking down the street. It really happens at least once in every episode.

Put the pushchair next to you, look to see if it's safe then go.

Plate of food; makes me want to rip my face off.

People at work who need 5 email reminders to do a simple thing you’ve asked, or, even more annoying, then come back and argue over why they need to. They could have done the ‘thing’ in about 3 minutes and now I have to justify why they have to. Either wsy, they’ll end up doing it so WHY NAFFING WELL ARGUE?

Oh yes, I forgot; you argue about everything because it’s just the way you are.

annoyingly, not annoying!

We have such a person at work. Last month they had dislocated their shoulder..... They clearly hadn't. The month before they thought they had a brain tumour

Which is part of the illness.

People who stop in doorways