No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

I like men in buns! But leggings worn as trousers by anyone above a size 4 - noooo! Grey pony tails on balding men are pretty horrible too. Not to mention the expression 'from the get go'. When did this become acceptable English? And don't get me started on their, when people mean they're, or overuse of the apostrophe in it's.

Men with long hair, ponytails, buns, the lot.
Clown Brows.
The "quirky" older lady look - pixie cut, big glasses, colourful scarf.
Brown Buffets.
Anything nouveau chav - glittery furniture, crushed velvet and the like.
People who say "them horses over there". Obviously not always about horses.
People who drive up your backside.
Crappy food at cafes.
Crappy coffee.
I have so many more.

Loose = baggy knickers. Do people really not know the difference between loose and lose?

Hun. HATE that word.

Defiantly when they mean DEFINITELY.

Cheapskates customers in charity shops - it is a CHARITY shop not a damn carboot.

People saying 'far' right when there is actually no such thing.....unlike 'far' left.

Unicorns and fairy houses. Seriously?

Hun
Umbrellas
Slug eyebrows
Little yappy dogs that need to be carried
Perfume/aftershave
Coffee
Those big bags that you hold on your forearm and make you walk funny
Slow cashiers in supermarkets
The man who doesn’t understand the lane arrows at the swimming pool
Runners using headphones
Cyclists using headphones
5 pence pieces
Slugs
Lorraine Kelly
My neighbour’s dog
Misuse of apostrophes
Hairdryers
Daleks
Jelly

Dear God.

Totally agree. Hate Unicorns.

Grown women who squeeeee over unicorn.s

Any man that calls me mate.
Anyone that calls me mate

People who write ect when they mean etc.
Thick fake eyebrows.
Those popular buns worn on the very top of the head. Unless very slim with beautiful cheekbones, they make most people look like sumo wrestlers.
Long, grubby nails .

People saying 'can I get' when in a coffee shop etc-in uk obviously. Standard in usa but I'm not in usa so why oh why?

People with prams or bikes acting like they have more right of way over you on the pavement. You don't-just move yr arse!

Love Island - i’ve Tried watching it but after ten minutes have had enough.

I have a long list :
Tattoos....especially on women.

Parents who use the F word in from of their children however old.

Very overweight brides in strapless white dresses ....bingo wings flying.

Women who post endless pictures of their kids on FB thinking the whole world should be enthralled with their offspring.

People who don't know the difference between your and you're , there and their, and have no idea where an apostrophe in the possessive or plural goes.

People who write " should/would OF " instead of " should/would HAVE ".

Anyone who watches Love Island, XF , BGT and BB.

Fake tan, false eyelashes, boob implants.

And so much more but I don't want to bore you.......

Those sweet adverts on the TV where the adults talk with children's voices.

They sound really creepy!

haverhillthose buns that... yes yes so agree they are a no no no!Have never seen anyone look good with them-they look like something you turn to operate the person. Was goin to say 'knob'but that might have been misinterpreted!

People who keep pressing lift buttons. It’s not going to come any quicker by repeatedly pressing it 😡😡😡

Last one..

People who say 'somethink' instead of 'something' People that put everything in 'speech marks' Irony..

Few more I've just thought of.
Anyone who calls me " hun."
Just fuck off.
There's no such word.

Americanisms.

Double kissing.
Get off me.
I'm British.
One peck on the cheek will do.
Stop copying the French.

Cyclists.

" LOL."

FB in its entirety.

Too many celebs to mention.

Tight fistedness.

That's it for now.....

Saying 'text-ies'
It's texts. Plural.
Not a combination of 'texts' and 'testes'

When people mean 'drown' but they say 'drowned' instead.
E.g 'I thought I was going to drowned'

Oooh, I like this thread, can someone out up a part 2 thread? Sorry if I've missed it.
My "no no no!" is currently
to volume of school emails. 22 emails this week, 26 previous week. (Whilst I love love both DC's schools, I think 3 emails alone in 2 weeks on Wear Yellow AOK day & previous instructions on Acts Of Kindness week is a possible overegg!)

Also "no no no!" to MNs who comment in an agro way without RTFT & OP updates (says she who scanread this one )

poolshoes with socks worn by people who don't have pools. It's silly.

People that say 'awesome', 'like', 'doyanahwahtimeeen'.

That mother that used the portable potty for her kid to do the do in mid aisle.

People who say/type 'brought' when they are referring to something they BOUGHT!!!

People who say 'rum' instead of room

The word 'Delicious' said by anybody

That# so true about kissing.

@LostInShoebiz are you Scottish or Irish? Or from the West Country.

People with rhotic accents will pronounce draws and drawers differently as they pronounce the r at the end of a syllable, but most English accents will not make this distinction.

Neither is wrong! Just different pronunciations like bath/baaaath

'Text' when used as a past tense verb.

People saying "it's discusting" does anyone really think thats what the word is???