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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

Anyone who uses the word “bae” and are not discussing Bacon and Eggs.

Sorry.....more.....

People who say " like " 23 times within a sentence.
E.g. I was like really tired cos I'd gone to bed like really late and had to be up like really early.....
LIKE did you LIKE ?
LEARN TO SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD .

When asked how they are people who reply " I'm good thanks..."
No.
You're not " good."
You're " very well ".
Another crappy Americanism.

Halloween that starts in September.

Christmas that starts in September.

Easter that starts in January.

Kids who don't say please and thank you.

Meaningless workplace terminology like " journey " and " challenge."
I think you'll find its an " experience " and a " problem."

People who slag off Donald Trump purely because it's fashionable.

I think those who don't think drawers & wars rhyme are those who pronounce wars as 'woors'

People who keep saying 'like','sort of','basically' and 'at the end of the day'.

The seemingly never ending trend of females particularly the younger ones but very often ones old enough to know better who cannot have a photo taken without pursing their thin lips into a beyond ridiculous pucker.....in the vain hope it will make it look like a sexy Brigit Bardot pout.
A pout is an effortless look from someone with naturally very full lips.
Screwing your thin lips up is NOT a pout.
And you look completely and utterly ridiculous.

@Migraleve , I'm Scottish and have never said JAMP (why would anyone?😡)
Drawers definitely rhyme with wars where we live.
Hate - People who don't indicate or drive really slowly in front of you so you're not sure if they are stopping or not 😠
Rude people
Selfies

People who say stastistic instead of statistic, THERE’S ONLY TWO S’s in statistic!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️

People who say jewlary instead of jewellery 😡

Exit pronounced as ‘eggzit’

it’s pronounced aRmond for Christ sake

I beg to differ

People who judge others

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Bum cleavage on display
Underwear elastic on display
People who say ‘Namaste’
People who talk at length about meals they have eaten
Second hand smoke and stale smoke breath
Flabby thighs under leather miniskirts

People who say "Awesome" when they mean "Good / nice." I know some truly awesome people, but hesitate to describe them with that adjective as it now sounds so fake.

People who use I was "Literally..." when they mean metaphorically as in, "I was literally crying my eyes out."

People, (Usually politicians,) who say we need to be "Mindful" of certain things. Mindfulness isn't what they mean.

Oh, and people who describe medical treatment as a "Journey," with their face at 'that' angle.

People who get stressed and critical of how other people say words. Any words!

People who say 'My bad'. It really, really pisses me right off 😡.
Inconsiderate fuckwits spraying perfume/bodyspray/hairspray on public transport. It's bad enough watching people painting their faces but spraying shite is just too much 😡.
The ignoramus that believes if you don't speak up at the time of the assault then you should never open your mouth.
People who piss in lifts & phone boxes. Just why???
Twats that don't pick up their dog's shite. You are gross fuckers and don't deserve to own a dog 🤢.

People who say haitch instead of aitch - especially bloody teachers teaching our kids wrong.

Sanctimony and political correctness.

Usually an excuse for the pious to hide their own faults in plain sight. For example a mean and selfish person will berate others as evil Tories for not taking a drugged panhandler on the street home to introduce them to their children and give them a room for the night and access to their bank account.

Ha! You thought the rest of us hadn’t noticed.

Childminders with noisy children in garden when sun is shining. Unbearable, no consideration for others who also want to go in their garden.

Leggings worn as trousers stretched so much they are see through. Yuck!

"Lets touch base" - Let's not

Shouting at children so the whole street can hear. I mean full blown argument with your child for 10 minutes at foghorn decibel level.

Beards.

Thick drawn on eyebrows - take those caterpillars off your face.

Kim Kardashian wannabes - everyone is starting to look the same now!

@Apehouse

Who do you know who says Namaste on a regular basis?

Blame the great vowel shift OP- English- it's a right hodge podge of a language

Friends who tell me I've got too many books 😑

People who pronounce the letter H as hay-ch instead of aitch.

People pointing and gesturing to what they want because they're on the phone.
"Moving forwards" I'm not going backwards!!!!

Woman on train this morning telling partner that she feels better after 3 days of her antibiotics so doesnt need the rest and does he want them for his cold .

People blaring out crap music on the pissing beach like its their own personal space to do so ...ffs if we ALL did that it would sound awful

Oh, and people who proceed an offensive statement with, "No offence, but..."