No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

Men who wear their hair in buns

People saying 'draws' instead of drawers.

I like man buns and skinny jeans on men .

Can't stand bad oral hygiene though. Or pointy toe shoes on anyone!

People saying expresso

Leggings worn as trousers.

or worse

See through leggings worn as trousers.

Men who 'mansplain' the plot of a film whilst you're trying to watch it in peace and then you miss half of it due to said mansplaining of the obvious!

People who say "draw-ers". It's written that way, but it's pronounced "draws"!

Those drawn on eyebrows most teenage girls seem to sport these days.

People who say 'myself' when 'me' would suffice eg 'come and speak to myself'

Those ~short~ denim shorts that leave half an arse cheek hanging out of the bottom.

Small child: “Can I have some water?”

Adult: “No, water’s minging. Get Coke.”

FFS

How do you say drawers? Surely it sounds the same as draws?

Oooh, I totally agree with the man buns and see through leggings worn as trousers!

People who pronounce mayor as 'mare'. I know it's a British thing, but it bugs the shit out of me.

That depends on your accent doesn't it?

People calling bunting 'buntings'. Aaaarrrrghhh!!

Adults who use the word 'Dude'

White linen trousers.

Shoes with no socks.

People who judge others for what they wear - i.e women shouldn't wear bikinis over 40, fat women shouldn't wear leggings, guys shouldn't wear skinny jeans.

Pan scrubbers those metal ones - make my skin crawl.

Idiots who blast their music, no one wants to listen to your shitty rap.

People writing your when they mean you're
People who say latte with a long a

Those piss ugly duck lips reality stars are walking round with these days.

Hipster beards.

Bootcut jeans
Kitten heels
Men in baggy jeans and "comedy" tshirts with obscure pop culture references

Bananas that will not open, except for a split down the middle. Then turn to mush whilst you try to wrestle the skin open. Banana up, you yellow bastards!

Primark. Oh no argument. Its a fantastic shop. I wouldn't have the audacity to try and take that away.
However as soon as I walk in there. I seem to grow horns and a forked tail,
and start hissing.

People who stand just inside/outside an entrance to a shop when you're trying to get in/out

The over use of the term "OCD"

Those fluffy slipper things that everyone is wear 😬

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