No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

*drawhs

Fricking autocorrect

Susanna whatserface on this morning calling trousers a trouser!!! No, it’s trousers!

She also said ‘you need to wear a shoe that’s contrasts’ no no no.... it’s shoes!!

Then on London Marathon website they recommend we wear a sunglass!!

What’s going on? It gives me the rage!!!

Apostrophe’s on everything when you dont need them, and missing when you do.

Huns
People who walk slowly (obviously not elderly/disabled)
People who wait until they're on the bus before getting their purse out and arsing around looking for change
People generally

Certain accents like Scottish will pronounce it draw-res

Others will say draws.

Just depends where you are from.

Men who wear those long black leather coats. Often with a pony tail. Creeps me out. I am all for quirky personal style but those men give off an air of dickheadiness to me.

I had to stop myself openly sneering at one such man on the train yesterday. He was doing nothing wrong at all. I was nearly the dickhead.

Attention seeking Facebook posts...

Which go on to elicit 'u OK hun'

And then 'don't wanna talk about it'

All three of those are no no nos.

Oh and duck face selfies

People who don't salt/otherwise season their cooking and say "see you really don't need all that salty stuff!" you REALLY DO

People who microwave fish at work

Those streets of victorian terraces which are double parked each side all the way up. They should all be one way.

When people call the supermarkets “Tesco’s” or “Asda’s”

Yes to drawers/draws. Same for can't/carnt (took me ages to work out how anyone even got that spelling until I realised it was the accent of the poster).

People who can't or won't park in a clearly lined out space.

People who say "literally" when they do not mean literally.
"I literally died" Well no, you obviously didn't, because if you did I wouldn't have to listen to your shite would I?

People who fail to pick up their dogs’ shit in public places. Vile, disgusting humans (disability aside).

People who somehow think themselves more important than others.

Olives.

Draws and droors is the same though

Not really. Draws has an 'awe' ending and drors is the same as wars.

People who say "draw-ers". It's written that way, but it's pronounced "draws"!

Not where I come from. Agree with the other PPs that it's pronounced like a kind of 'drors'. Certainly not draws. I especially hate when peoples actually write draws.

People who say 'awesome'

Light grey jogging bottoms sometimes coupled with a matching hoodie. Prison wear and worn by those who have given up on life. By all means, if you have to, wear them around the house but please, not in public.

I actively encourage ds to run his scooter handle against pavement parked vehicles. Sadly he has a higher morality level than me and will usually say no that’s naughty mummy 🙄

How many people are at home saying drawers right now? I say it draw-urs

Showing your stomach at work. 1 girl in office Monday this week with a top that looked like it shrunk in the wash. Now one has done it we’ve got 2, getting flashes of bottom of back tattoo all day today. Boss back on Friday, bet it doesn’t last long!

I hate when people say “110% I’ll be there” “I’m 110% sure of it”

Oh do fuck off. 100% is total. It’s certain. You can’t get more certain than one fucking hundred per frigging cent you numpty.

“Would of” instead of “would have”

“Your be fine” in place of “You’ll be fine”

Basically any bad/incorrect grammar/spelling

Cyclists on long, windy country roads with no overtaking room at peak times on a weekday

People who park over two car parking spaces

People who use a parent & child parking space with no child in the car

I could go on... 😆

Draws??? Really? It's drors. I've rarely heard people say draws. Who even says draws.

Parents who address their own children as "mate". No idea why but it makes my skin crawl, they're not your mate, they're your own children

Cyclists that ride on the road when there is a cycle path literally feet away from it.

Thick black marker pen eyebrows. THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS.

Jeans with enormous rips in them so they are more hole than fabric. RIDICULOUS.

Inappropriately revealing clothes worn at work. Put it away for goodness sake.

People on MN who say HTH at the end of their very unhelpful post.

Aggressive driving. Chill out you prick.