No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

turquoise88 I see what you did there...

I also say it draw-urs WeAll.

What about those pink camo tracksuits that the young girls are wearing. Ugh!

People saying expresso

When people say 'me' instead of 'my' - drives me insane

E.g. I'm just going to get me phone

@turquoise88: *apostrophes!

Incorrect/overuse of the word "literally"

"I like, literally, died"

Did you?

Like literally?

Ooh, I love a man bun!

Today I'll say:
People cutting across mini roundabouts
and
West Bromwich Albion

People posting attention seeking “inspirational” quotes on Facebook

People sharing bollocksy science articles

Adult cyclists who are obviously competent enough at the sport to have those incredibly thin wheeled cycles & all of the “correct” clothing riding 3 a breast on narrow country lanes. Cunts.

Parents who, on collecting their DC from reception, stop the teacher from calling the next pupil because they’re occupying her time with questions. “Was he good? What was for dinner? Did he eat his dinner? Who did he play with I the playground? Did he manage to do his sums today? Did he keep his hat on?”. FFS MOVE!! They’ve been there half a term already, stop being precious

TBF the teacher is getting good at telling people to ask their children about their day, not her.

Periods

"Full time yummy mummy and loving it"

Someone on my FB who shares "I'm here to listen #suicideawareness" posts. She has no experience of suicide and the effect it has on families, and more to to the point, a chat with her would tip anyone over the edge. I think she just wants to lure people in to sharing juicy gossip their secrets and problems

The woman's voice on formula adverts

I also pronounce “draws” and “drawers” the same.

Drawers rhymes with wars

Draws rhymes with claws

Can't say I have heard people pronounce it draws where I live but see it written like that and it drives me loopy.

Bananas that will not open, except for a split down the middle. Then turn to mush whilst you try to wrestle the skin open. Banana up, you yellow bastards!

Lol

Also, on drawers/draws etc. I was at college with a girl from the US and she pronounced it 'drawls' - she just couldn't say drawers.

Those that pronounce draws and drawers the same, are you from down south?

Parents who park over or partially over my drive, as their needs totally override mine. I either get I was only a few minutes (usually 15-20mins) or 'fuck off'.

Never buy near school, it's too late for me, save yourselves.

People who look at you eating a McDonalds and say "god, I don't know how you eat that stuff" I OPEN MY MOUTH SHOVEL IT IN CHEW AND SWALLOW IT'S REALLY EASY

Yep and it tastes fucking amazing. “All that fat inside that burger!”, they say. Yeah I know, makes it taste yummy.

Of when you mean have

'Mom' unless you're American.

Those hideous fluffy mule atrocities - they are always worn by munters with Sharpie brows and thick foundation, so those too.

Just the use of the word ‘mate’ in general, I don’t even address my friends as ‘mate’, so...random person/ stranger —condescending prick— I am not your mate.

That KFC advert : "Bri-ish chicken". I can't bear to recall the rest of it.

Drawers, drors, draws. Whatever. But droring for drawing. Aaagh.

Men who wear those long black leather coats. Often with a pony tail. Creeps me out. I am all for quirky personal style but those men give off an air of dickheadiness to me

I’m just gonna say it - they look like a sex offender

To me wars rhymes with claws

Cats. Bloody pests.