No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

Yes why don't young people know how to have eyebrows these days? You just have them - you don't need to draw over the top of them. It looks shit and stupid.

People who mix up brought and bought. 'I just brought a new dress in the shop'. They are two totally different words - you IDIOT.

This may be regional but 'What do you think to XYZ?' annoys me. It's think of not think to!

Drawers rhymes with wars, farmers has a second 'r' in it and shouldn't be 'fahmers' and temperature has all kinds of letters in it that you are ignoring when you say 'temp-a-ture'.

Tracksuit bottoms, loose trousers worn tucked into Uggs or fake Uggs.

Uggs, especially when they are dragged along the ground, scrape, scuff, scrape...

Fucking caravans... the cunts take over this area in the summer. It’s so beautiful and all the views are ruined with big shit white boxes on wheels.

'Mom' unless you're American. It's pronounced mom in most countries in the world lol, apart from the UK .

That last line of dust that refuses to get on the dustpan! Fuck right off!

Battering prams, 2 tweens on scooters, a dog and a gym-honed trolley dolly on her phone - all walking horizontally down the street.

People who add an S onto a word to make a plural - when it already is one!
Lego. It isn't Legos, it's just Lego. I have a lot of Lego. I have many Lego kits. I DO NOT HAVE LEGOS!
It isn't Lidl's either. It IS Sainsbury's though, which is probably where the supermarket confusion comes from.
Also, people do not have "A lot of OCD's". The mental illness is called Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. No plural needed. You can have a lot of obsessions, but not OCD's.
No no no no no no no.

The YouTube language.

Our government.

Buz instead of bus.

People who comment on the weight of others, whether big or small.

Nasty mocking of my accent by in-laws.

Also managers who can't manage.

Ooh, and also snicker or twix bars

People who check in while in hospital on fb

People who sit with the indicator on in the hope of being let out, rather than to INDICATE that they are moving out.

Sharpie eyebrows, on anyone unless they are in a horror film.

Fish lips and pouting selfies.

Stick on talons painted in hideous colours.

Hair that has been dyed blue or green and left to fade out which then looks filthy and inhabited by anything that isn't fussy about where it lives.

To me wars rhymes with claws

How? One ends in aws and the other ars

People who set up social media accounts for their pets.

Just the use of the word ‘mate’ in general, I don’t even address my friends as ‘mate’, so...random person/ stranger —condescending prick— I am not your mate.

An ex-colleague and her husband refer to each other as ‘mate’. But to the point of attention seeking. When he ever came into the office the conversation would go -

“Hi Kate mate” (yes her name was Kate which makes it more ridiculous)
“Hi Steve mate”
“What you been up to today mate?”
“Well mate, I’ve been sitting here being a total prick. You, mate?”
“Same mate, it’s been a prick sorta day”.
“Love you mate”

Drama llamas and adult-sized toddlers in the workplace.

Drors. Draws. or. aw. All sounds the same to my ears.

"Me and mine, making memories."

@migraleve

Yes but that’s a spelling issue, not a pronunciation issue.

Unless you pronounce wars to rhyme with jars?!

People who don't know the different between bought and brought.

People who call their children little princes and princesses(I know I'm being unreasonable on this one but I can't help it).

Skinny jeans on any man.

People that run their tongue around the inside of their mouth just below their bottom lip because they are wearing lipgloss and can't lick their lips.

People that pick up their dog shit and then leave it in the bag on the pavement.

People who set up social media accounts for their pets

OMG yes, wtf is that about?

People who post a picture of their child's birthday cake on Facebook (fine in itself) whilst smugly stating that it is organic, vegan, sugar-free and grain-free, and that the 'icing' is made of avocado. Just don't bother. Put some candles in a salad.

Referring to your children as "my munchkins" or "the minions"

People who, like, say like all the time As in "I was,like,so angry". 😠. Usually coupled with an annoying inflection at the end of the sentence.
"Could of" / "would of"/ "should of".
Missing or rogue apostrophes.
People who use parent and child parking spaces when they have no children with them or sit in the car with the children whilst their partner shops.
Ugg boots. Especially when it's raining and you see girls trying to walk in them while the soggy material folds up around their ankles.

"Should of"
"Could of"