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To ask the worst funeral behaviour you've seen?

356 replies

Fishface77 · 06/10/2017 22:47

I went to a funeral today.
open coffin at home.
People were filing past the coffin to pay their respects when someone decided they wanted to get to the crem in a hurry.
Cue pushing and shoving and the coffin almost fell of the stand. Saved by the mans wife!
Also random women wailing. Seriously no
Need.

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Fishface77 · 07/10/2017 01:04

The wrong song was played on a friends Dad's funeral. Really strangely it was a song that he loved (white cliffs of Dover), but they'd chosen que sera sera.
The family were bereft but that was so uplifting for them as they felt their dad had come back to make his preferences known.

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EllieThornton · 07/10/2017 01:05

My bloody husband!
We were passing a church near my parents' home, when a funeral was just leaving the building. We stopped to watch as a fair size group of people had gathered outside, and I thought it might be someone that I knew. I said quietly to my DH, "I wonder who has died?" He replied, "probably the bloke in the coffin". I started having a giggling fit while all the other bystanders gave me daggers, and my wonderful husband started shaking his head and tutting at me much to the admiration of the assembled crowd!

Fishface77 · 07/10/2017 01:05

Sorry that's not worst, it was actually really lovely.

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UntilTheCowsComeHome · 07/10/2017 01:11

My brother's mate decided to hit on me in front of his own GF at my mum's funeral. She was going on holiday without him so wanted to make her jealous.

I'd just buried my mum and his words were "I'm having a party for 2 later, you're invited. Wear your hottest underwear" Shock

My brother hasn't seen him since strangely enough Hmm

DontDrinkDontSmoke · 07/10/2017 01:11

My (fabulous) late DFIL was a lifelong supporter and season ticket holder of a big footie team. At his wake someone from his local approached me to ask what we were doing with his season ticket as there were a few home games left.

Turns out DFIL had given it awayva few months earliervwhen he became too ill to attend matches.

I wasn’t offended to be fair, I think FIL would have appreciated the cheek of the bloke.

HerRoyalNotness · 07/10/2017 01:14

I didn't attend, but at my uncles funeral
When everyone else was in black my dementesar mother turns up in bright red tip to toe including the hat.

At another when I was a teenager and our friends mother had died. During the funeral they only acknowledged one of her sons as they other had been "excommunicated'. He was sitting right there at his mothers funeral and was ignored. I found that and still find it, absolutely disgusting.

Skinidin · 07/10/2017 01:47

My sister in law used the opportunity of her uncle's (a well known Gaelic scholar) funeral to harangue the officiating minister about including one of her ( dreadful) Gaelic poems in his magazine. I realise see this us small fry competed to fisticuffs and hot pants but it still makes our toes curl in embraces net. It was a very, very stuffy Edinburgh funeral.

Skinidin · 07/10/2017 01:49

Embarrassment

joangray38 · 07/10/2017 01:54

The vicar got my gm' nane wrong throughout the service . She had been going to his church for over 20 years as he had been visiting and giving her communion for over 5. She would have been devastated. When we told him after the service he didn't seem bothered.

Katedotness1963 · 07/10/2017 02:25

The minister used my alcoholic fathers drunken ramblings about how my mother was "nothing special, you wouldn't give her a second glance in the street" in her funeral service.

Charolais · 07/10/2017 02:54

I went to my dad’s sister’s funeral with my mother who was in her mid-80’s at the time and going rapidly deaf. In the quiet of the crematoria my cousins were handing out roses to people to put on the casket and my mum says, very loudly, “Cor blimey, Sheila (the dead woman) is still having people make a big fuss of her”. Then, “Look at peter! Look how fat he is now”.

Everyone could hear her.

Emily7708 · 07/10/2017 03:06

It was at my mum’s funeral, many years ago. We were all congregating outside my parents’ house waiting to get into the funeral cars when one of the neighbours came and stood with us. I thought oh that’s nice, he’s coming to see my mum off and pay his respects. Nope - turns out he was hoping that he could cadge a lift from us in one of the funeral cars as West Ham were playing at home and it was (at the time) just up the road from the crematorium!

Cantseethewoods · 07/10/2017 03:32

A close relative died quite young so a lot of people came to the funeral. Basically, the church filled up and they couldn't let anyone else in. Most people chose to wait outside to pay their respects and then come on to the wake. When the funeral cars arrived, carrying the immediate family, a woman ( who was an ex- work colleague of the deceased) was seen to loudly remonstrate with the church warden about 'how come they're allowed in and I'm not??'. She then complained to whoever would listen about how they should have used a bigger church or had RSVPs.

expat38matt · 07/10/2017 04:01

My aunt (by marriage to my deceased uncle) and cousins at my (and their ) grandads funeral asking my mum (deceased’s daughter ) what they were getting in the will
My bil cracked us all up by saying “Jesus the curtains are still swishing for God’s sake !”

CatchingBabies · 07/10/2017 04:49

I was at a funeral where the police turned up mid burrial as one of the homeowners had phoned the police due to cars blocking the road.

Well yes if you buy a house a few doors down from the graveyard that has one narrow road to access it, you may occasionally find cars parked there. Wtf did she want people to do!

Mummyoflittledragon · 07/10/2017 05:15

Earlier this year my stepdad died. Sil and brother arrived at mother’s house just before the funeral with their ds. I’d organised with the vicar for dd to say something. I’m chronically ill (CFS/ME) so I didn’t know if I’d be well enough to speak and didn’t want to cause a scene by collapsing (dd was 8).

Brother decided the day before the funeral he also wanted to give a eulogy so he’d not had chance to ask the vicar. 5 mins after their arrival, sil announced that if the vicar didn’t allow my brother to speak, he’d have to speak in my dds place because “you must admit it’s more important for him to speak” and because I wouldn’t concede and said the vicar would be fine, she went on and on at me. I ended up walking away, gathering my thoughts, coming back and very clearly saying dd would be speaking as she was doing it on my behalf. Brother got upset and told me he was speaking on my behalf and read what he’d said etc. Yes, it was nice, thank you, but dd was speaking and I was sure it would also be fine for him. In the funeral car, sil wouldn’t shut up and made crappy comments. This is a woman, who very very rarely visited. I do not know if she or their 6 yo ds even saw stepdad once he went into the nursing home.

They asked my dh to come and collect them from the pub after he’d dropped my mother, aunt, dd and me off. Brother and sil kept dh waiting for an hour with no money, no phone and no drink then dumped their 6 yo ds onto dh to take back to the house after the wake. Very manipulative as she said to dh she was coming and once her ds was strapped in the car, she said she wasn’t. Just so they could get pissed. Think high functioning alcoholics. Dh had to leave to drive home for work the next day, so very ill me (after I’d collapsed at the wake) and my mother (grieving widow) had to take care of him. They returned 2 hours later, quite probably over the limit and drove home.

Mother wasn’t in any frame of mind to look after the boy and was entertaining a few family members. So his care was left to me and I had to watch their ds when he was outside as it was just beside a large, deep pond. Then when brother and sil returned, sil wasn’t happy because I’d told him to come inside after an hour of outside play and she ended up screaming at my dd, calling her manipulative. As I said, dd was 8 and doesn’t have a manipulative bone in her body btw.

At burial of stepdads ashes, sil didn’t come thank god. Brother said something shitty to my dh on the lines of “poor fucking you” for being married to me when dh said we were in the church where Dh and I got married. Then on the way back to the car, I was struggling to walk and running out of energy from ME/CFS. I made it to my brothers car and was leant on my hands on said car, unable to move and just managing to not collapse. He wanted me to press a button on his car to flip the seat forward and I repeatedly said couldn’t and he said I could.

After the third time, I said, ‘I’m disabled, I can’t’. He shouted at me ‘you're not disabled’, I them got cross and shouted back. He came round, leant heavily over me (he’s over 6’ and obese) and did it himself. By this stage, I was hanging on for dear life and could only whimper for him to get off, which he either couldn’t hear or ignored. He ordered my dd into his car, which I was aware of but couldn't speak by then so was unable to stop her.

He then drove off with me still attached. Predictably, I fell to the ground. He did it all very slowly so I imagine he was totally aware I was attached but expected me to let go. He stopped a couple of meters away. Dh was coming back to the car and got extremely angry. Brother shouted at my dh, “she’s dead to me”. Callous cunt at a burial. I still can’t believe his words.

We went home obviously instead of going out for a meal. My mother called me later in the day to ask if I was ok. By all accounts, he and my mother clearly had a fat chat about how I’m actually not that ill because I was able to shout at brother. She defended his actions as I shouted at him, so what did I expect. This is a man who’s pushed me over and threatened to “fucking deck” me because of my illness.

Poor dd witnessed the whole thing. She’s now petrified of her uncle and aunt. Needless to say, we are now NC.

Mummyoflittledragon · 07/10/2017 05:16

Sorry about the essay. Still trying to process Blush.

toastyarmadillo · 07/10/2017 05:54

Huge hugs,that's horrific M.O.L.D xxx

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 07/10/2017 06:22

The worst one was my mum's - although not everyone would think it was that bad.
The child sat in the seat behind immediate family was running a toy tractor up and down the back of the pew in which we were sitting, making a horrendous noise (slatted wood). The mother did nothing to stop the child. My poor father nearly combusted - he was trying to hear the service and couldn't because of the noise behind. EVENTually the mother was told to take the child out, but she had to BE told.

NoKidsTwoCats · 07/10/2017 06:39

At the burial, stood in the graveyard with the priest saying his bit before the coffin was lowered. Random twat of an old man walking his dog comes over, loudly and completely disrespectfully asks whose car has blocked him in,disrupting the entire group. My husband (who was incredibly upset as the person who died was a very close family friend and he loved her dearly) tried taking him to one side to prevent further disruption and quietly said 'I'm sorry, we'll get it moved as soon as the burial is over, would you mind waiting just a few minutes?' Stupid old man disrupted the entire thing screeching about 'well how long is it going to take?!'. It's a funeral ffs, show some respect! My husband had to work out whose car it was and they had to move it MID BURIAL, in order to stop to awful man ruining the entire service for everyone - he was trying to keep the disruption away from the immediate family who were devastated and over the other side. At one point the man tried to barge his way across so my husband (completely non aggressively) put a hand on the man's shoulder to stop him and he started screeching about assault Hmm

I understand he wanted the car moved but could he honestly not have waited a few minutes, or, if it was urgent, quietly asked if someone could move the car immediately as he needed to go? There was no need to be so aggressive, rude and disrespectful. I hope he feels ashamed of himself.

Mummyoflittledragon · 07/10/2017 06:41

Thank you toasty. I’m half laughing, half crying at the absurdity of the situation. Reading so many similar posts of stupidly and ignorance almost defies belief. The lack of awareness so many human beings display is astounding.

I know that my brother and sil will have gone away from the funeral and burial with a very different understanding of what happened. And are totally persuaded I was a ‘stupid fucking bitch’ for making a scene about the eulogy, about my dd (I didn’t retaliate to her screaming at dd, just held dd as sil has psychopathic traits), about their son, about me falling off brother’s car, the list goes on. And of course, they didn’t say thank you for looking after their son. They never do. Poor child. She even had the audacity to accuse my 8yo dd of being the cause of his upset whilst screaming at my dd! Because ‘he shouldn’t have to listen to this’ and stomped out the house. God only knows what she told him.

Mummyoflittledragon · 07/10/2017 06:46

He won’t feel shame NoKids. His perception of the event will be incredibly different. People like this have no ability to put themselves in others shoes.

Sofabitch · 07/10/2017 06:47

My uncle spent the wake stripping my grandads house of everything valuable :(

NoKidsTwoCats · 07/10/2017 06:56

I suspect you're right, Mummyoflittledragon Sad

Just read yours and I'm really sorry your brother acted that way on an already upsetting day. Hope you're doing OK Flowers

RainyDayBear · 07/10/2017 07:06

My stepmother is a total cow and massive drama queen - we are NC nowadays. Almost ten years ago I was at my granddads funeral and she was doing some very full on wailing and crying. The fact that she had never met her father in law as they lived overseas made us all a little Hmm

Then, as we were going back to the cars before the wake, she made a massive deal about making my Dad pull the car out to get in so she didn't get any mud on her boots. It was ridiculous - loads of cars were waiting behind them to go, but she wouldn't get in until she wouldn't be at risk of walking on the mud!!