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To think my cleaner shouldn't eat all the biscuits

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thepurplehen · 01/10/2017 20:36

I've noticed that my cleaning lady is clearing me out of biscuits. She eats an entire biscuit tin whilst she's in my home. So 1-2 packets. She's never asked if it's ok or replaced anything. I've never offered them to her either.

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SherbrookeFosterer · 03/10/2017 20:01

Buy Sainsbury's Basics, unwrap them and put in a fancy Fortnum's tin.

Otherwise you will have to do the holistic sit down talk of why she is comfort eating at your expense.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/10/2017 20:02

You're my kind of person, smiling

Grin
blaukop · 03/10/2017 20:11

What a nerve! I'd put an empty tin out, with the word "Boo" written on it!

KurriKurri · 03/10/2017 20:24

I love the way this woman has gradually morphed into someone from the work house having to beg for scraps. It's total fiction.
She's working - we don't know if she works full time, we ceratinly don;t know she;s starving, but if I was desperate and starving I wouldn;t take biscuits, I'd take bread cheese, meat, milk, eggs - stuff you can actually feed yourself with, not biscuits.

So chances are she just a greedy fucker - but I don;t know, so I won't invent an entire life for this woman away from OP's house. I would guess she is somewhere between the little match girl and an international biscuit thief, - i.e. just a chancer who thinks a few biscuits don't matter.

I worked as a cleaner on many occasions, it's hard work, but not back breaking, it's reasonable pay and it's convenient if you've got kids because the hours are often within school times or very early morning/evening which means you can do other work as well.

I never stole food or anything else, but I've worked with cleaners (and housekeepers) who thought anything not glued down was fair game - food, squirts of expensive perfume, a few chocs from a box, cash that was lying around etc etc. Some people think they are entitled to help themselves to stuff just because they are dishonest, not because they are starving.

Tazmum01 · 03/10/2017 20:44

All I can think about is biscuits. I'm going to buy myself a whole packet in the morning and eat them while the kids are at school.

smilingontheinside · 03/10/2017 21:00

I have now eaten 20 mini cornflake crispiest, Alfie's caramel wafer biscuit and am considering trying the dogs biscuits treats are there are no more "human" biscuits left. I blame the OP and shall tell the dogs who's fault it is if they complain about their biscuit shortage Grin

smilingontheinside · 03/10/2017 21:02

Crispies and Aldi's not Alfie's (I'm sure he would be cross if I snaffled his wafers, whoever he is!) Confused

gonnabreakmyrustycage · 03/10/2017 21:06

If they were left on the counter top maybe she thought they were for her to help herself to?

Sylviashev · 03/10/2017 21:24

If you can afford a cleaner you can afford a few biccies minimum wage??!!

Willow2017 · 03/10/2017 22:42

gonna
There is a difference between leaving a few biscuits out for someone and that someone deciding to open the biuscuit tin and helping herself to 2 full packets of them!

Sylviashev Minimum wage isnt £10 - £12 an hour!

Needalifeoverhaul · 04/10/2017 06:46

OP Please, please, please report back when you've spoken to her. I'm dying to know what she says. It's just so bizarre. Smile

Dianag111 · 04/10/2017 07:31

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KnowsStuff · 04/10/2017 08:57

Not ok. My cleaner picks up even stray buttons, safety pins , colthing labels from the floor and leaves them on the side counter. Different if you had offered obviously. I think replace your cleaner and or install nanny cams.

AgathaRaisonDetra · 04/10/2017 09:54

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Polkadot1974 · 04/10/2017 14:01

Anxiously awaiting biscuit news. And still wanting biscuits.

Dianag111 · 04/10/2017 21:02

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sashadjas · 04/10/2017 21:18

SomedayMyPrinceWillCome I've always thought that's what Marge's boobs must look like....Grin

shushpenfold · 05/10/2017 12:50

Come on OP!

Tazmum01 · 05/10/2017 13:01

What did you do about the cleaner/biscuit travesty? I need to know!!!

pinkcandy84 · 05/10/2017 19:56

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thepurplehen · 05/10/2017 20:53

I left an empty biscuit tin out.

Unopened packets left in the cupboard.

She didn’t touch those - I did wonder if she would.

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Tazmum01 · 05/10/2017 22:20

Well done that woman. Job's a good un.

GorgeousLadyOfWrangling · 05/10/2017 22:25

Biscuit nom nom nom Biscuit nom nom nom

VanillaSugar · 05/10/2017 22:37

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thepurplehen · 06/10/2017 12:40

I have just had a realisation. My dog gets excited every time the biscuit tin gets opened.

It’s strange because no one in my family would give my dog human biscuits and especially not chocolate ones.

The cleaner once told me she fed my cats because they looked hungry. (They weren’t). I told her not to feed them again and she was offended.

I’m now thinking she’s been feeding my dog the biscuits!!

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