AIBU or is this John Lewis bauble showing what I think it is?

[Snuppeline]

Please tell me I'm not alone in seeing swimming sperm?

m.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-highland-myths-snow-blizzard-bauble-mauve/p/3230088

Dont click if your not yet ready to acknowledge that it is less than 100 days until Christmas!

I'm gonna buy some for everyone I love them. They are probably no good as sperm though a bit sub fertile

Oh yes!

Christmas does not need fertility stuff. Ask any midwife

Merry Jissmas one and all!

*Jizzmas even

Explains the virgin birth...

10 years ago i had some saucy Christmas cards from Studio. I remember one where Santa was in bed with a woman and Santas coming was printed on the bottom of a card. Was back in 2007.

Also brings to mind my favourite old carol, 'Meet me by the Christmas Tree and I'll Kiss You under the Baubles'

Jizm bells, jizm bells, jizm all the way.

Definitely little spermies

Yup! :)

jizzy jazzy.

Should I be worried that some of the little swimmers are an odd shape?0

Yup. Showed to my OH and: "why are John Lewis selling a bauble covered in sperm?"

Won't be hanging that ball on my tree 😲😂🙄

Oh cum all ye faithful.

Has anyone politely tweeted JL? Can't wait to hear their response!

I'm just imagining a meet at JL HQ Monday with them musing 'does anyone know why we had an abnormally high number of page views for this bauble'?

Oh cum all ye faithful.

Oh do go for it on Twitter, it'll be funny!

It's been picked up by ladbible.com and the sun.

Yes but ladbible claim we are all shocked parents

Oh cum all yer faithful
(Sorry)

hardly shocked! Maybe we should go all disgusted of tunbridge wells and be all righteous it'll never happen