AIBU or is this John Lewis bauble showing what I think it is?

[Snuppeline]

Please tell me I'm not alone in seeing swimming sperm?

m.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-highland-myths-snow-blizzard-bauble-mauve/p/3230088

Dont click if your not yet ready to acknowledge that it is less than 100 days until Christmas!

I now see peni to the left!!

I innocently and very excited hit the JL site to look at the fresh Christmas page on their website, checking out what's new this season. A fair few things are new and uncensored it seems! Glad it's not just my filthy mind playing tricks on me but others seeing the same.

Think I shall have to buy some for all my inlaws along with this Scandi pillow:

goo.gl/images/J7QuMH

When I was a teen I was always baffled by a banner they had up on the church altar that quite clearly showed a cross made up of different coloured sperm heaven knows what it was intended to represent!

The bauble seems especially inappropriate for Christmas as presumably the Immaculate Conception did not involve sperm - any theologists about? Maybe it’s a men’s rights thing because eggs get celebrated at Easter.

Dalek. Exterminate.

Glittery sperm

I showed my young teenager who just grinned. I think he sees it

It's an accurate representation of Highland precipitation, huge and sideways

Yes, sperm

Ironic as Christmas is supposed to celebrate someone being born without the involvement of sperm. For those who like religion and that.

I like the labia. (just the felt Christmas ones) (I mean I have nothing against labia in general but those are particularly fetching and of course, seasonal)

Balfe - huge and sideways

* sigh *

I'm going to buy several. Christmas is coming... I like that.

I showed dh it..he immediately said spunk..

We are now singing "Santa claus is coming..on your tree"

This offering is a little suspect also

m.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-into-the-woods-frosted-chestnut-bauble/p/3230022

Is it a 'punctured lilo' perhaps?

What the hell is that chestnut thing? Hang it next to the sperm one and you've got your self a biology lesson right there. I thought Xmas was about the immaculate conception?

I'm a little fearful of the JL Christmas advert now!

Haha, they really didn't think that one through.

The second coming?!

This is really putting the X into Xmas!

v. good Table. I see what you did there!

Sperm or not, it's pretty amateurish looking. I wouldn't pay 3p for it. Surely anyone with kids has a whole collection of Christmas deccies decorated to this standard ( or higher) already.
Just me then?

@Tablemirror - how do I clean red wine off my phone?!

😁

😁 yep a swarm

A fertility omen?

Maybe I should buy this for teaching sex ed?

Definitely sperm. You need ones with eggs or circles on to go on the other side of the tree...