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AIBU or is this John Lewis bauble showing what I think it is?

106 replies

Snuppeline · 22/09/2017 15:19

Please tell me I'm not alone in seeing swimming sperm?

m.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-highland-myths-snow-blizzard-bauble-mauve/p/3230088

Dont click if your not yet ready to acknowledge that it is less than 100 days until Christmas!

OP posts:
ChampagneCommunist · 22/09/2017 15:20

I see it!

Original poster
Snuppeline · 22/09/2017 15:21
Grin
OP posts:
barbarahunter · 22/09/2017 15:21

LOL yes it is a bit!

DobbyTheFreeElf · 22/09/2017 15:22

sniggers

Iris65 · 22/09/2017 15:22

Definitely sperm!

iCoCo · 22/09/2017 15:22

I might just have to buy that Smile

99blueballoons · 22/09/2017 15:22

Lol Christmas sperm.

xMeowx · 22/09/2017 15:24

Lol

Tean1 · 22/09/2017 15:25

They would look great with these, which were apparently a trend last year:

metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/

OnionKnight · 22/09/2017 15:28

Yup, that's spunk.

Seeingadistance · 22/09/2017 15:36

Oh, it's a 3D representation of the pic in the school biology book of the all the little sperm trying to be first to fertilise the egg!

Mutiny0nTheBunty · 22/09/2017 15:37

Definitely sperm

Saucy bunch Grin

Puzzledandpissedoff · 22/09/2017 15:38

Makes me wonder what their Christmas advert will be themed around ... the mind boggles Grin

StaplesCorner · 22/09/2017 15:38

I see sperm people!

StaplesCorner · 22/09/2017 15:39

Does it come as a pair? Like male and female?

CherriesInTheSnow · 22/09/2017 15:39

Honestly, I see both sperm to the right and penises to the left Blush

What were they thinking?!

KarateKitten · 22/09/2017 15:39

It's a Christmas fertility bauble.

StaplesCorner · 22/09/2017 15:40

Cherries has seen penises (peni?). Literally don't shout or they'll all want one comes to mind ...Grin

hellsbellsmelons · 22/09/2017 15:40

Love it!
Snow blizzard?
Sperm blizzard more like.
Grin

Redredredrose · 22/09/2017 15:40

I can see what you mean... ooooo Christmas though! Just spent an extremely enjoyable 15 minutes looking through all of John Lewis's Christmas bauble collection and getting excited.

ThymeLord · 22/09/2017 15:41

sperm to the right of me, penises to the left, here I am stuck in the middle with you!

endehors · 22/09/2017 15:42
Grin
susurration · 22/09/2017 15:45

I saw it as flying penises (penii?, Penis'?). I need this bauble.

Vinorosso74 · 22/09/2017 15:46

I've seen it all now!