AIBU or is this John Lewis bauble showing what I think it is?

[Snuppeline]

Please tell me I'm not alone in seeing swimming sperm?

m.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-highland-myths-snow-blizzard-bauble-mauve/p/3230088

Dont click if your not yet ready to acknowledge that it is less than 100 days until Christmas!

I see sperm, can understand why people see penises but the one thing I can't see is snow - its nothing like it.

At a push it could be comets.

Oh yes I see it too and am unfortunately now imagining the corresponding female one in red and gold (sniggers).

Perhaps there is a full Anne Summers range

Yup.

Ah a September baby,how lovely

Ha ha! Just stumbled upon these - they look like cleavage - might pair well!
www.dzd.co.uk/item/DZD/400MM-SHINY-BAUBLES-GOLD/DNV

Maybe there is also a mistletoe one depicting the donor site as it were?

Plum pudding ones too- with tassels

@StaplesCorner

"Peni" !!

nope, just seeing a bum print on that gold one.

If each sperm was wearing a little Santa hat it would be perfect...

I have some testicle baubles that I bought in aid of testicular cancer a few years ago!

m.johnlewis.com/joanna-buchanan-winter-palace-pearl-tassel-tree-decoration/p/3230027

Pearl tassel? Surely that's a Dalek

Christmas is def 'coming' 😜😂

My DS said "microphone" .... I saw sperm, too.

Ooooh yes lovely glittery Xmas sperm....:-)

Google does reveal that naughty Xmas ornaments are a thing.

I'm seeing spoons...

Well that puts a whole new spin on Santa coming down your chimney....

Who knew John Lewis were filth. Will they not think of the children?

hahaha i actually looked at the xmas decs earlier this week and thought this was nice, sorry to say but sperm didnt come to mind :-(

but i can see it now youve pointed
it out

It's a spunkbauble!

😂

Santa is coming.....

Tean1 that is a very special piece indeed and would go very nicely with JLs offering!

£25 for that tassle/darlek one?! Blimey, we need to up our decorations game!
The vagina bauble is kinda pretty..

Yep. Sperm.