LOOK AT THIS BLOODY THING

[QueenNefertitty]

Am sat on floor working on presentation for job interview in bedroom DS and I share and this fucker just sprinted at me from across the room.

Had to down dregs of Malbec and whack the glass over the top of beastie AND DS stray sorting shape.

But what the fuck do I do now?! DS asleep on futon right next to glass, and I can't move the fucking fucker.

This is what exDP was for. Why why why why did he have to be such a twat that we had to break up?!?!?

Seriously though.... eughhgghgdjueiebskla!!!!

"feck off, you don't pay any rent"

Watch out. It'll come back with an armfull of money (spiders).

Giggling at @honeydragon and her twatted spider.

That was 6 years ago... wonder if she's okay now?

I have one of those in my bathroom at the moment.

We've been trying to work out if we have 2, 3 or 4 spiders in the house, or one very mobile one.

I often see one in the kitchen, or occasionally in the sitting room. Then there's the one that I meet in the bathroom, which may or may not be the one that stomped across DP's pillow the other night. They all look identical - big, black or dark brown, with surprisingly thick legs.

Lola Loudmouth (terrier) picked one up in her mouth on Saturday. She plainly wasn't keen on the taste of it, spat it out and the fucker walked away. I could possibly have believed that if she was a soft-mouthed gundog type of dog, but a Lakeland terrier with jaws of steel? That must have been one tough spider.