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AIBU?

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To think this is not an edible meal

159 replies

Lockheart · 10/09/2017 21:28

I'm studying for some critical exams. My bf very kindly offered to cook for me - pasta with pesto, lovely. Have barely eaten all day as I've been in the library, so was ravenous.

Into this 'pasta with pesto' went 2 day old peas and chips, half a pot of tahini, some raw peanuts, an unripe avocado, and finally some actual pesto.

When I saw him about to tip the chips in (I was studying at the kitchen table but by this point was watching with horror) I said "Oh no, please don't put those in" and he got quite huffy about it, because he was making me dinner and I was sitting there and criticising (I'd also pointed out that the avocado was not ripe).

The peas would have been fine had they not been hard, the chips were burnt, I don't like tahini, and whilst I can understand peanuts in a noodle dish, I would not serve them up with pesto (just my preference).

He also served it with a side salad - just not cricket Wink

I accept he was making me dinner and it was a lovely thing to do, but AIBU to think this is not good cooking? Pasta with just pesto is so simple and would have been more than fine.

This is a man who, upon being told I'd like to cook Mexican one evening (id been dreaming about fajitas all day), took the whole thing over; he insisted on buying veal mine (it was more than the beef mince, but it was reduced!), then put mushrooms, cashew nuts, and sultanas in with the meat. And then, to add insult to injury, tipped my pan of refried beans into the whole thing. I could do nothing but watch as my lovely and much dreamed of Mexican literally went down the pan Sad

I love the bloke and I appreciate that he cooks for me, but how can I get him to stop cooking like a student and actually cook me something edible? He's 33, for reference...

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smileygrapefruit · 10/09/2017 21:30

Yanbu at all. That sounds rank!

maddiemookins16mum · 10/09/2017 21:30

Order. A. Pizza. Now.

pinkyredrose · 10/09/2017 21:31

Blimey he's um . . . imaginative in the kitchen! Chips in pasta pesto!!!! Tahini!!!ConfusedGrin

Time for a cookbook or two!

LapinR0se · 10/09/2017 21:32

Jesus. I'm not fussy and will eat most things but I couldn't stomach that concoction!

PickAChew · 10/09/2017 21:33

Chips? Chips reheated in a pasta meal?

He's a bloody savage.

Lockheart · 10/09/2017 21:33

maddie as we've both been working all day I was rather hoping we could order a Chinese, but he said he wanted pasta with pesto! I have now eaten the pasta because I really was hungry (I refused to eat the chips) but it certainly does not rank highly in 'meals I would eat again'.

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honeysucklejasmine · 10/09/2017 21:33

Wtf?! He needs lessons!

CaoNiMartacus · 10/09/2017 21:33

😆

mogulfield · 10/09/2017 21:33

Awful. Bloody awful. I love Mexican and would have been sad about his concoction! He sounds like that lady from the vicar of Dibley who used to make fish and jam fritters and stuff.

WineAndTiramisu · 10/09/2017 21:33

Wow, that sounds bad... Maybe tell him he can only cook something with a full recipe off the internet, no deviation at all...!

Etymology23 · 10/09/2017 21:33

Wtf that sounds horrific!

Can you get him Jamie's ministry of food? Lots of nice easy tasty recipes!

Creatureofthenight · 10/09/2017 21:34

Christ those both sound disgusting. Buy him a cookery course for Christmas.

CaretakerToNuns · 10/09/2017 21:34

YANBU.

Typical man who couldn't be arsed to learn to cook when he was younger and so has no idea what he's doing.

doingitallagaintoday · 10/09/2017 21:34

Hahaha sorry, there is a funny side, I'd definitely recommend a take away

Lockheart · 10/09/2017 21:35

It was his birthday last week and I bought him a bloody cookbook and all!! Grin (It was one he asked for, I wasn't dropping PA hints).

Yes pinky, chips 'reheated' (if you can call it that when they go straight from the fridge into the pan of pasta) in pasta sauce.

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StickThatInYourPipe · 10/09/2017 21:35

I can't compute what you have just said in terms of what was put into a pesto pasta dish.

For that reason YA(most)DNBU!!!

BakedBeans47 · 10/09/2017 21:35

Good grief. That sounds absolutely disgusting.

Gileswithachainsaw · 10/09/2017 21:35

Good grief yanbu

What possessed him

Gingernaut · 10/09/2017 21:35

Christ no! That is not a meal. That is a compost collection. Boak.

lottiegarbanzo · 10/09/2017 21:35

That is uniquely disgusting. Did he eat it too? Who had two day old chips in their house?

He needs to be confined to published recipes.

Idontevencareanymore · 10/09/2017 21:35

That's awful. He's wasting gold food and ruining meals!

Is he trying to be like that chef fella who made the snail ice cream?

Cagliostro · 10/09/2017 21:36

I... wow 😳

YANBU in the slightest

Lockheart · 10/09/2017 21:36

Mogulfield I was honestly not far off tears over the Mexican. You know when you've been looking forward to something during a rough day and it gets snatched away from you?

I would have felt ridiculous had I actually cried, but my heart definitely sank. My poor Mexican!

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Bluntness100 · 10/09/2017 21:37

Jesus who puts old chips in pesto pasta, never mind all the other crap. He sounds not quite right.

hula008 · 10/09/2017 21:37

I'm not sure it makes a difference but I'm imagining him putting the chips in with the water while it was boiling. That's not what happened, right???