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AIBU?

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To think this is not an edible meal

159 replies

Lockheart · 10/09/2017 21:28

I'm studying for some critical exams. My bf very kindly offered to cook for me - pasta with pesto, lovely. Have barely eaten all day as I've been in the library, so was ravenous.

Into this 'pasta with pesto' went 2 day old peas and chips, half a pot of tahini, some raw peanuts, an unripe avocado, and finally some actual pesto.

When I saw him about to tip the chips in (I was studying at the kitchen table but by this point was watching with horror) I said "Oh no, please don't put those in" and he got quite huffy about it, because he was making me dinner and I was sitting there and criticising (I'd also pointed out that the avocado was not ripe).

The peas would have been fine had they not been hard, the chips were burnt, I don't like tahini, and whilst I can understand peanuts in a noodle dish, I would not serve them up with pesto (just my preference).

He also served it with a side salad - just not cricket Wink

I accept he was making me dinner and it was a lovely thing to do, but AIBU to think this is not good cooking? Pasta with just pesto is so simple and would have been more than fine.

This is a man who, upon being told I'd like to cook Mexican one evening (id been dreaming about fajitas all day), took the whole thing over; he insisted on buying veal mine (it was more than the beef mince, but it was reduced!), then put mushrooms, cashew nuts, and sultanas in with the meat. And then, to add insult to injury, tipped my pan of refried beans into the whole thing. I could do nothing but watch as my lovely and much dreamed of Mexican literally went down the pan Sad

I love the bloke and I appreciate that he cooks for me, but how can I get him to stop cooking like a student and actually cook me something edible? He's 33, for reference...

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deadringer · 10/09/2017 21:53

Ltb

GinIsIn · 10/09/2017 21:53

Who are these people who DON'T FINISH CHIPS?! Shock

lottiegarbanzo · 10/09/2017 21:53

That's not creative, it's clueless.

SomewhatIdiosyncratic · 10/09/2017 21:54

Sounds gross.

I thought it was bad when DH came up with some random concoction involving pasta, coconut milk, baked beans and something bullet like that I nearly broke my teeth on which turned out to be unsoaked pearl barley.

Love51 · 10/09/2017 21:54

I also said my DH couldn't.
His flatmate who taught him was a man, stay at home dad at that point in time.
I wouldn't move in with any adult who couldn't cook, male or female.
DH only grew up with brothers, all of whom were late to the cooking party. No idea if his mum and stepdad would have taught any daughters of the house to cook.
Some men are taught to cook early, others are a little later.yes, just like wimmin. I'm sure ops dp has other skills. I'd be hangry in ops shoes though!

ProseccoPoppy · 10/09/2017 21:56

Erm E17 he was cooking for both of them and it patently wasn't lovely, it sounds properly grim. And massively carby and calorific to boot. I expect anyone cooking (male or female) to use a bit of bloody common sense.

And OP an Ottolenghi cookbook is not going to help. DB went through a stage of adding orange zest, pine nuts and sultanas to everything thanks to Ottolenghi.

TestingTestingWonTooFree · 10/09/2017 21:57

Paranoidpammy at least you didn't have old chips in your pasta!

Yanbu op.

Lockheart · 10/09/2017 21:57

Yes Prosecco I did wonder if that's where he gets it from! Ottolenghis recipes are pretty creative / avant garde but can be very lovely!

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HeatedCatFurniture · 10/09/2017 21:57

That's disgusting and I would not see the funny side/feel grateful AT ALL. If he wants to eat the contents of the compost caddy himself, good luck to him - but if he is expecting you to he needs to wake up. I'd be saying, "Really, bf, I appreciate the thought but I can't eat this because it is horrible. I'm going to make something else/order a takeaway, and this is going in the bin where it belongs."

Palegreenstars · 10/09/2017 21:58

This is excellent Smile

Sorry you had to eat it but the idea of him getting huffy cos you were questioning him putting dodgy old chips in pasta sauce sounds like something out of a comedy show

SaucyJack · 10/09/2017 21:58

Sounds like the sort of breakfast a 5 year old would cook up if they got up really early, and their parents were still in bed.

Did he say he was making a "potion" at any point perchance?

Curious2468 · 10/09/2017 21:58

Why on earth are you keeping left over chips?!? This meal sounds awful!

ItsNachoCheese · 10/09/2017 21:59

Thats a fucking disgusting dinner 😷

RedRedBluee · 10/09/2017 21:59

Yabu. That is an insult to students.

Lockheart · 10/09/2017 22:00

Curious we do not live together. Personally, I would not keep old chips or peas. He does.

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Napnaps · 10/09/2017 22:00

I love the idea of chips as an ingredient! Not to eat, obviously, just as a concept

Gileswithachainsaw · 10/09/2017 22:01

Did he eat it?

LoniceraJaponica · 10/09/2017 22:01

You have a library that is open on a Sunday?!

SocksRock · 10/09/2017 22:01

I have been known to eat almost anything when hungry, and I have a cast iron stomach.

No fucking way would I touch that

Lockheart · 10/09/2017 22:02

Yes Giles he did.

Lonicera - it's a university library so is open 24 hours apart from the weekend when it shuts at 9pm Smile

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Curious2468 · 10/09/2017 22:03

Urgh ok why on earth is he keeping old chips?! Lol the whole concept is so bizarre!

Motoko · 10/09/2017 22:06

There's being creative, and then there's being wrong.

His idea of a meal was in the latter category. (And his idea of a Mexican was wrong too.)

Gileswithachainsaw · 10/09/2017 22:06

Are you shagging bear grhylls on the side or something Wink

CantSleepClownsWillEatMe · 10/09/2017 22:08

That's horrendous Shock. I'm afraid I'd have to tell him that he's not a good cook, no way could I risk sparing his feelings and then being presented with something as rank this again!

Given he doesn't seem to have a clue I think buying him an ottolenghi book was erm, ambitious... I'd probably consider giving him a book of simple recipes to get him started although even that probably wont help given he doesn't appear to have taste buds!

NevilleBennett · 10/09/2017 22:09

I'm all for deviating from recipes - they must have been invented once. But I think chips in any sort of pasta is wrong.

Maybe introduce him to the BBC Good Food website, where you can type in what you have and it suggests recipes