To complain that my partner lasts 30 seconds in the sack?!

[CleanFreak123]

No foreplay, lube straight out the drawer. He rolls me on my side and gives me 30 seconds.
I miss foreplay, feeling sexy, being turned on oh and having an orgasm!!!

Op has nc and started another thread about how MN is over run with trolls

This OP reminds me of the one with the swearing toddler and druggie husband who also starts lighthearted threads for the lolz.

I can only dream of a guy rolling me over and lasting a few seconds

Sounds good to me!
Any more than a minute & I'm bored. 🤣 < being serious! >

Umm

He really doesn't give a fuck about you OP. The best bit about sex for most men, Is seeing their partner get their rocks off

Op, has your dh tried a 'cock-ring'? Might help him last longer.
Maybe try posting in the sex topic??

She doesn't want good sex @Tamatoa she just wants everyone to have a good laugh about how crap it is. Is that a fetish?

Placemarking before this gets deleted

Never heard the expression ladies first? A true gentlemen always makes sure his partner comes first.

I thought I'd read the OP of this thread again, just to see if I'd missed the clearly comic undertones that she's moaning have been missed. Nope, there aren't any

I saw the original post and immediately asked if the sex here was even consensual. OP replied that she didn't get the chance to decline "as it was all so quick". Many ladies were quick to express concern, and who wouldn't on a public forum? If you can't handle responses you disagree with then why post at all!

^^wring thread Oops!

Think some of these posters need a good shag

Yup absolutely. Reduce women who aren't willing to accept being used as a sex toy to "needing a good shag" as a means of trying to deflect the point.

Tiresome and part of the wider problem

OP was hoping for a chorus of 'omg LOL hun mine too! men eh! bless them!' and is feeling surprised and sad to hear most partners engage in intimate, loving, mutually satisfying sex. OP is reacting to this hurt feeling by lashing out. It's a real shock when you realise your normal is other people's wtf. Sorry your partner is basically wanking into you OP. Sounds truly grim. Don't you deserve to feel a bit more cherished than this?

With the precarious state of the world at the moment, 30 seconds could be a good thing. During the four minute warning you'll be able to have a shag and a cup of tea before being obliterated.

Every cloud has a radioactive lining and all that.....

The saddest thing for me is that the OP thought there was anything remotely 'light hearted' about being treated a wank receptacle by her partner. There are a lot of things to laugh at on MN but this thread ain't one of them.

I don't think op will be having a light bulb moment any time soon

TheNaze73

The best bit about sex for most men, Is seeing their partner get their rocks off

Wow. Thanks Naze. I thought no one realised that.

The thing is that many men got their sex education from biology class—the purely functional part—and from other boys at school, diluted with sniggers. Many also find it impossibly embarrassing to discuss sex at all, so the knowledge and understanding remain vestigial.

Given that, it's not hard to imagine what misconceptions the OP's DH may be left with that result in this behaviour: we're not so far from the days when there was "no such thing" as a female orgasm, and it's conceivable that he may simply not want to be any trouble. It's a bit severe to insist that he simply doesn't care.

Um, men can learn about sex from books, magazines, Internet, TV, movies, etc. So many places.

How can a guy in this day and age think that a woman is going to be satisfied by 30 seconds of thrusting?