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Original poster

To complain that my partner lasts 30 seconds in the sack?!

170 replies

CleanFreak123 · 21/08/2017 22:33

No foreplay, lube straight out the drawer. He rolls me on my side and gives me 30 seconds.
I miss foreplay, feeling sexy, being turned on oh and having an orgasm!!!

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Original poster
CleanFreak123 · 21/08/2017 22:53

I was hoping other people would want to complain about their DP as well looks like it's just me lol. This is a light hearted post so sorry if I offend anyone but I'm taking it as a joke

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stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2017 22:55

even light hearted its a bit shit tho op!

you deserve more than this!

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 21/08/2017 22:55

So you get nothing out of it at all? Not even an orgasm? He basically relieves himself in you without any other contact whatsoever?

stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2017 22:56

i had medicore sex for years. years.

now ive got the real deal i will never settle for less. you need to tell him its not working for you

gamerchick · 21/08/2017 22:56

Get a pocket pussy, replace the lube with it and tell him to knock himself out.

Cheeky git. No way I'd be putting up with getting left with the mess not getting anything out of it myself.

stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2017 22:59

op. sex should be fun. this doesnt sound like fun.

thestamp · 21/08/2017 23:00

This is wanksockery. It sounds grim tbh. V depressing to read.

I wouldn't stand for it. I've literally kicked men out of bed for doing this sort of thing - in fact, for trying harder than what you describe.

It's almost rapey really. As if he doesn't even care if you feel good or bad about it. You may as well not even be there.

Like I said, grim

Slowcookerheaven · 21/08/2017 23:02

I would not tolerate this. No way.

I did. For years with my ex. I kills you as a person not to feel desired.

Talk to him.

AnyFucker · 21/08/2017 23:03

Have you had a lobotomy, op ?

Laughing like a drain at such a fucked up situation makes me think you have a certain something missing.

Arealhumanbeing · 21/08/2017 23:03

Why are you writing that you don't get chance to say no and then putting a laughing face emoji.

Are you on the wind up, OP?

Slowcookerheaven · 21/08/2017 23:04

AF I don't necessarily think that's fair.

When I was with my ex I would make a joke of it to girlfriends because I was so embarrassed and it was easier to laugh it off than examine why he treated me like a cum dump.

Don't be too hard on the op.

PlaymobilPirate · 21/08/2017 23:05

Nobody is going to complain about their dh in the same way because not many women would put up with that - literally all you're getting out of him is a mess to clean up. When do you get to come?

redsquirrel2 · 21/08/2017 23:05

That's gross. How can you put up with it? He doesn't care at all whether you enjoy it? Tell him where to stick it. A clue: not up you!

stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2017 23:06

stop being nasty to op! she isnt winding anyone up. shes making light of a shitty situation and looking for solidarity.

dont make her feel shit for dong that. there are plenty of women having bad sex out there,

Original poster
CleanFreak123 · 21/08/2017 23:07

Slowcookerheaven thank you for that. I do mean this in a light hearted way, I was expecting a more jovial reaction from the mums netters going to delete post as I think it's just attracting abuse. My partner is not raping me, it is consensual sex (just very short consensual sex)

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RebornSlippy · 21/08/2017 23:07

God, why are you laughing? This is fucking weird. And you should complain. Louder. And with conviction.

MadamePomfrey · 21/08/2017 23:09

You need to talk to him! You may say it's a a lighthearted post but what you have described does not sound ok or lighthearted to be honest!

Original poster
CleanFreak123 · 21/08/2017 23:09

Stillvicarinatutu thank you for that. Appears some people have lost their funny bone. It is Monday I suppose

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wotabastard · 21/08/2017 23:09

Are you going to address this with DH, op?

TatianaLarina · 21/08/2017 23:10

Why on earth would you stay for 7 years with a man this shit in bed?

Is he a genius? Is he a billionaire?

What could possibly make up for it?

AnyFucker · 21/08/2017 23:11

There is nothing jovial about being used as a receptacle.

Do people laugh along with you in RL about this ? If they do, dump ypur friends. If this is the only place you have disclosed how he treats you, then please open up and get some help. Thete is nothing normal about this.

Cinderllaspinkdresswasthebest · 21/08/2017 23:11

I hope I haven't been nasty to OP but I'm really shocked that someone could make light of being rolled over and a penis stuck inside her with no foreplay and 30 secs of thrusting.

This is in now way ok, it's vile and being treat like a cum bucket - literally!

And I stand by saying to OP please have some respect for yourself - there are men out there who would be mortified to act the way your partner is

Slowcookerheaven · 21/08/2017 23:12

In my case Tatiana he was abusive.

Not a billionaire or a genius

What made up for it was the fear of what would happen to me and my kids if I left.

IfyouseeRitaMoreno · 21/08/2017 23:13

My partner is not raping me, it is consensual sex (just very short consensual sex)

Well of course it's not rape but why would you consent to sex where the possibility of not having an orgasm wasn't on the table?

It's a sign of low expectations and it's time you stood up for your right to orgasm OP Grin

IfyouseeRitaMoreno · 21/08/2017 23:13

Too many double negatives- you get my drift Smile

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