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To not want to see someone rubbing boy cream..

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helpme85 · 13/08/2017 14:24

Into their crack in the gym changing room!!

Jeez this person very smooth and tanned and altogether in very good shape - standing all body out - spraying something on her face. Then goes onto do a whole body creaming. Bending in this direction and that (me don't know where to put my face) leg up on the bench (no knickers on) then finally guys yep you got it rubbing cream onto her bum cheeks and then between her bum cheeks!!

Did I need to see that?!

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helpme85 · 13/08/2017 14:25

I should say Body Cream!! Jeez boy cream...

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WillowWeeping · 13/08/2017 14:25

Thank god it was in fact body cream not boy cream

helpme85 · 13/08/2017 14:28

How do I get MNHQ to edit it to body!

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Tazerface · 13/08/2017 14:28

Body cream would bother me less than boy cream Grin but I'm not a fan of unexpected bumholes.

Nudity is fine but spread legs and cheeks is not.

MrsQuim · 13/08/2017 14:28
Grin
AlmostAJillSandwich · 13/08/2017 14:29

Some people have no respect for others. She might be confident in her body, but thats no excuse to flaunt it completely naked in such a way. Theres a fine line between genuinely just moisturising and dressing, and being deliberately exhibitionist.

SerfTerf · 13/08/2017 14:29

ShockGrin

Loyly · 13/08/2017 14:30
Grin
LakieLady · 13/08/2017 14:31

Lol at "boy cream". I love a good euphemism, and that's a very good euphemism.

I'd have looked the other way, personally.

Anecdoche · 13/08/2017 14:31

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notevernotnevernotnohow · 13/08/2017 14:32

It's fairly normal to put body cream on after a shower, isn't it? Maybe you could just not look?

helpme85 · 13/08/2017 14:32

It was really difficult not to look!! It really was very close up and personal. Until I moved away to dry my hair

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someonestolemynick · 13/08/2017 14:32

You must have been fascinated going by your detailed account of their moisturizing routine.
If you don't want to observe naked bodies in a changing room might I suggest you simply focus on yourself.

Changerofname987654321 · 13/08/2017 14:33

Please don't get mn to edit it. This title is so funny.

If you really want to edit it then report your first post with and request they change it.

BrutusMcDogface · 13/08/2017 14:34

Who the fuck puts body lotion in their crack?! I certainly don't...!

"Boy cream"....snigger! Grin

Floralnomad · 13/08/2017 14:34

Don't look then .

Wheredidthebackboobscomefrom · 13/08/2017 14:36

Boy cream Grin

helpme85 · 13/08/2017 14:39

Bloody hard not to look I would have to close my eyes she was right in front of me but took up substantial space walking to and from her bag and end of bench for various products.

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Seeingadistance · 13/08/2017 14:40

Avert your eyes!

Boy cream! Grin

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 13/08/2017 14:40

Yuk. Not a nice sight.

PinkHeart5911 · 13/08/2017 14:41

How can one simply not look? Surely it's one of those things that once you've seen it you just can't look away.

Who creams the butt checks and inbetween them Shock but then who puts legs up on a bench to cream them with no knickers on.

What kind of gym to you go to OP? It sounds like no gym I've ever been to.

20nil · 13/08/2017 14:41

Why is 'moisturizing routine' making me laugh so much?

amber90 · 13/08/2017 14:41

Ummm just mind your own business and concentrate on yourself. "It was really difficult not to look" - What made it difficult? Just look the other way!! How can it be difficult not to look at her bum crack?

Greenkit · 13/08/2017 14:43

Very OTT

Grin @boy cream

helpme85 · 13/08/2017 14:45

Family gym. A large chain gym... although as over lunch and a lovely sunny Sunday not many families in...

She certainly wasn't unattractive .... but honestly really I didn't need to see it and now I can't 'unsee' it

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