To not want to see someone rubbing boy cream..

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Into their crack in the gym changing room!!

Jeez this person very smooth and tanned and altogether in very good shape - standing all body out - spraying something on her face. Then goes onto do a whole body creaming. Bending in this direction and that (me don't know where to put my face) leg up on the bench (no knickers on) then finally guys yep you got it rubbing cream onto her bum cheeks and then between her bum cheeks!!

Did I need to see that?!

Well that was a little disappointing, I only joined thread to find the gossip about boy cream!

Enid

Maybe she's fallen prey to the myth that boy cream has properties to promote youthfulness when rubbed into the skin

I opened this to find out about the new male hygiene product, boy cream!

jaxhog 😄 What was her reaction?

There's always someone naked in the gym changing rooms,usually after a shower,people often putting on body lotions...not me ,I've no confidence to wander naked.but it's all women.dont get the problem

It's divided the mumsnet nation

I find pointing my retinas elsewhere usually solves the problem

@ohmywhatamisaying you would struggle to point your actual retina anywhere

I'm having flashbacks to the moment I was sat down on the bench at the gym, and the woman stood naked next to me almost snagged her pubes on my lip piercing.

"Enid*

Nice one!

Maybe some people have never experienced the naked gym goer who likes to hover so close you can see their goosebumps and blackheads (not the ones on their face). It is nudity combined with a space invader. You need to keep your eyes open to ensure of no accidental contact.

Wasn't just bum hole. It was a lot of exposure. With legs up on bench and moisturising - one leg at a time.

Plus no idea what the face spray stuff was!

I must say (as a side note) she went on to put on some old manky underwear.

I point my retinas at a lot of things. What do you use?

Funniest type I've seen for a while

Yanbu boy or body cream!

Prudenet again!

As so many people have pointed out, it's not the nakedness perce, it's the space invading deliberate exposure that makes it weird. Bleugh!

Oh I left a gym because of the drying their hair naked, bending over, putting a leg up on the bench to dry their legs bending over getting stuff out of their bags. There is a difference between being naked and being a naked show off.

@tralaaa I think I've actually decided to just come home and wash from now on. It's all a faf anyway in the gym and since I'm 5 mins drive it should be ok.

This possibly leads to another thread....

This isn't DL in a town beginning O is it? Or do all gyms have a nudey moisturiser?

I can't imagine it is very comfortable walking around with a creamy crack all day.

No it's not a DL in a town called O! Lol

Ah I thought this thread was going to be by that poster who just posted about licking arseholes.
Yabu. Sounds like you gawped at the whole routine. Later there will be a post by someone
AIBU to expect people not to stare at me while I'm rubbing boy cream in my crack.

When I saw the title 'boy cream' I thought it was that bollock talc

oysterbabe
If people don't want others to gawp at them "rubbing boy cream in their cracks" they could try doing it in private.

It takes a split second to see it and once seen, cannot be unseen.