CFN Thread #9 (Better call Planning)

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Okay so I wasn't going to post until I'd had some kind of resolution. However, planning called today to ask if they could access my garden on Friday as they need to do some "further investigation" and have another planning official who will be there to oversee it??

They wouldn't tell me over the phone what it was about (it wasn't Nice Planning Lady, it was someone I hadn't spoken with before)

Thanks pp for the thread title - which coincidentally was very apt!

No sign of CFN/ builders etc.

There's now a sign up saying
NO ENTRY IN TO PRIVATE GARDEN
CONTACT SOLICITORS NAME if you require further information.

Oooh, ooh, yet another occasion that would call for 'Fuck Off' bunting. Someone seriously needs to make that stuff!

Dammit! I'm "between jobs" at the moment & have been glued to these threads, and of course the next exciting development will happen on Friday when I'm at a job interview so the only day I can't really sit at the PC hitting the refresh button all day.

Thank God I found you! I panicked when there was no link at the and of #8.

to catch up.

De-lurking and sending good wishes from Worcestershire!

Am stunned and horrified by it all and I know how stressed I would be in your position OP. I am extremely impressed by your composure and delighted that you have the will and knowledge of MN behind you.

Love the Trello board too 😊

Blather

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/275056274/middle-finger-banner-w-eyelets

I'll make the bunting! No, I'll have my mum do it actually. If I do it, it'll look like my baby has attempted it.
Waiting for next instalment

Also found "arsehole" and "twat" bunting

SpanGran wants to make the bunting. NOOOO GUYS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 😂👀

Hopefully this person is the High Lord Chief Planner

Just what I was thinking Kanga.

So two more dramatis personae to be cast

Planning person who is not NPL
Supervisor planning person

Would someone be so kind as to pm me the trello? I keep losing it, and having to scroll for ages to find it

Has the flag of CheekyFuckerLand been added to Trello yet?

I'm photographing a wedding all day so I'm GOING TO MISS IT ALL

Ginger - there is a very high likelihood that the wedding will be cancelled because the bride, bridesmaid and most of the guests will be sitting in front of phones and computers fllowingthis saga.

Don't lose hope!

Oh good, another thread - I was strangely bereft when the last one ran out

Looking forward to Friday - can planning top bod be played by Peter Capaldi in Tucker mode? I'm sure he's free now.

Trello details on first page for anyone who needs it. First link above all the thread links

Thank fuck...couldn't find you earlier!

Please lordy.... any sign of CFN yet?????? Have they just gone AWOL?

Finding #9 has made my evening!

What I posted a link to it with all of the thread links

Wow! Things have moved on since last here. Good on you Watty!

Whatisthiswatt do you think cfn has complained that you have patio doors which is.why they need more info ? Wouldn't matter in my book as they would still need planning permission to install them and they can't because it's not their garden to have access to but just a thought.

sparechange thank you! My phone is really awful and doesn't let me scroll up half the time I'll try to save it to favourites.

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Ha ha ha ha. That Trello is bloody brilliant! Well done.

Mrsfucktrumpet I love your username.

I'm not sure, my doors are meant to be there so I'm not sure anyone would entertain such a complaint but I guess you never know. I can't wait to find out. There's no chance of them getting away without them giving us SOMETHING with SpanGran on duty.