Pretty sure, as an intelligent woman who's followed, and is continuing to follow, (RL) advice from the appropriate (RL) authorities every step of the way, OP is perfectly capable of differentiating between (RL) sensible, legal and safe actions....and lighthearted daftness and escapism on here.
Indeed, she's repeatedly said these threads have kept her spirits up during this entire stressful RL saga.
And, in contrast to the very few true cases of "egging on", she's had plenty of moderating, cautionary advice throughout from knowledgeable MNers in relevant fields of expertise.
References to past MN threads which escalated into serious RL consequences have been made from the very 1st thread.
Hence why a lot of posters (me included) know OP interprets our suggestions entirely as fantasy, not literal encouragement. 
Gorilla Tape Incident was simply GLF showing loyalty, support and a bit of overenthusiasm after one too many
s.
If necessary, surely plenty of rubbing alcohol will remove any evidence?