CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

I'm seeing Vinnie Jones and Ray Winstone among the builders...

Thank god I am caught up! I started reading the first thread about 2 hours ago, I have to be up early in the morning! 😱

Another Watt here, not the OP. Would name change to avoid confusion but not sure how.

I think the Mumsnet choir should get to work on the theme tune for this movie. I'll start us off:

Neighbours! OP's cheeky fucker neighbours
Is it lack of understanding,
Or behaving like bellends?
Neighbours, what the fuck were you thinking,
But that's when mumsnet gets classic threads

Neighbours! Op's cheeky fucker neighbours,
Ongoing updates from the OP, goes to make the perfect thread!
Planning, Spanish granny and rogue builders
Takes all your time to keep up an' RTF thread.

Neighbours! RSI from scrolling
I've worn out my fucking F5,
And I've wasted all my day
Mumsnet! We've cast some epic actors,
Let's hope to see this on telly one day.

(Might be shite that one, so tired! Feel free to add/improve while we wait for CFN returning).

Sleep Well WhatIsThisWatt

((Hugs))

this break might give me a chance to read some other Mn posts lol

Place marking.

Place marking...!

Goodnight everyone! Hope the OP, her friend an all of us can get a good nights sleep so we're raring to go in the morning :)

This is why i love MN

Great threads

@WattdeEll I've tried singing that along to the classic Neighbours theme tune and it didn't work. This may of course be because UK time it is now ten to four in the morning. But I am seriously menopausal and my entire body clock is currently completely bananas. Thankfully I have a day off tomorrow otherwise everything would go extremely wrong.

So is this the secret thread? Can't sleep, had to come and check

I would love to know the thought process of the neighbours here. My neighbour has a really great garden, Im thinking I could just pull down the fence and use it. He wont mind, right?

I take it ops asleep with no wanky builders or neighbours in her garden. Wake up!

Love your writing style Madame Pomfrey. I am a bit new on here,,so trying to keep up with this fascinating story,of people and houses and neighbours.

I've dug out THE DIAGRAM from Spookle to help newcomers

Plus the second pic is a window the OP said was similar to the one CFNs took out, and third pic is similar to OP's doors. CFNs have replaced window with PVC doors!

And because I have too much time on my hands, and live in a different time zone, and it's hours before I will get an update, I've written my own summary of all the key players

I was going to type it all up but maybe it's better like this ....

Parts 1-3

Good morrrrnnniiinnggggggggg
Any overnight activity to report? CFNs or Spanish nanna's arrived???

Parts 4-6

7-8

obsessedwithCFNs2

Excellent notes!
Where are #1-#3 please??

Oops, sorry! I just scrolled back

Has a thread disappeared or have I spent more time than I thought on here?

I don't know if I read number 4 or missed it.

I missed number 4. Found it now. Off to catch up.

Woke up in middle of night, checked thread...

Oh Jg1 parts 1-3 should be just above the others, are they not showing?! I had to temporarily register as different user to post all 8 as you can only post 6 pics in one day I didn't realise

Also I can't believe I missed out Spanish Granny! She could be key to everything!!