CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

Not nap it Should have been NSK.

I think there's about 100 characters now, 90% of which aren't actually involved in any way 😂

I love that we now have an EKL based solely on the fact that NSK saw a woman who he THINKS may have been Chinese. Haha!

Ohohohoh he's just text and I almost started packing up my stuff to get home but it said

"hello just to let you know I have not seen anyone at the property, hope you are having a nice day (this is Ken from the shop) Bye."

Not actual name used.

how cute is that.

Brilliant! I missed that.

I was too busy scrolling down in a panic when I realised OP's posts had all gone missing.

But what about the goat? There absolutely has to be a goat somewhere!

@WhatIsThisWatt - Ken, played by Timothy Spall, will develop a shy crush on your Paella-Pan wielding gran. I can f el it in my bones

@WoofWoofMooWoof 🐐

OP - is the NSK young? good looking? cute?

Could this be the start of a beautiful friendhsip?

then our movie has a romantic ending!!!!!

@steppemum nooooo shy ndn is the OP's live interest (played by Tom Hardy to IP's Emily Blunt)!

When CFN finds she can't get into the garden in any other way, she'll dress up as a goat, build a bridge, and trot over it.

Anyone got a troll?

Thanks ginger .

@SabineUndine not on this thread!!

Gah I was hoping something exciting had happened in my absence! Bless the lovely NSK!

Nothing to add but after many, many years on MN, I can now bookmark a thread on my ipad (preens and wanders off to try this useful function on the Christmas board)

sabine

Since the builders left in such a rush I'm wondering if the areas around the door have been fully sealed against the weather. I mean, it would be such a shame if a sudden terrible storm came flying through to test that point while the flat was unoccupied...

How old is 'Ken'?

Ken might want to get in your water feature...

I have caught up! (EXcept haven't refreshed so I haven't caught up really.)

Schadenfreude fantastic plan for dramatisation. May I suggest Nick Frost for newdaddie? It would take off some of the sting.

C8H10 love your board.

Judas - take a bow! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

I've got a headache now and need

Has anyone else lost their whole Saturday to this thread?

I worked all day Saturday (different timezone) but I was still obsessively checking on it on my breaks!!!

Fab thread. Feel a bit sorry for the CFN

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Jeepers, thread 5. I'm camping and struggling to keep up between BBQs.

Finally delurking, these threads have kept me going through a crap couple of days.

Judas what can I say, pure genius although you did make me look a complete idiot at the train station chuckling away out loud
I think we have our official mumsnet Poet Laureate 👑🏆