CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

C8H10N42 - your trelli biard is a work of true genius. Any detective would be proud of that.

Does the pile of stuff that had been dumped at the front door include the original bricks? Surely they're in even deeper shit if they've got rid of that?

I am ridiculously over invested in this I have sat on here all day at work on the edge of my seat getting interrupted by work related stuff
Can't wait to see Monday's update, I'll wait with hands together like a planning obsessed creep!

Can't believe stuff outside door went overnight. Stealth operations by building crew? Ooh does NSK have CCTV??

Judas I love you!

Ooh I missed the drunken Glaswegians! What's the story with them? Can anyone direct me to the post explaining it?

Jesus, Judas! That was brilliant!

If any other Trello'ers want to add the the board PM me with your Trello user and I'll add you to the Mumsnet CFM team. Will also leave it public unless asked to change!

I find Trello makes a great online detective wall for projects :)

Does the shop stay open late? open early ? does he have CCTV ? could he rewind & check what happened in the night, with builder/Ninja family ?
Could you ask to set up a Go Pro from the Shopkeepers ?

Am now overly invested after ready back through the past 4 threads. can't open the 1st thread link but obsessed did some fantastic notes so I have the gist of it.

Judas that was absolutely bloody marvellous!

I cannot hope to compete with Judas's magnificent offering which rightly wins the thread, Mumsnet and the entire internet

However, and with the aid of Google Translate, may I offer something a little more cultural

madja, C8H10N4O2 (excellent Trello, btw),

"The Warton Bush"

www.tamworthherald.co.uk/richard-jackson-s-rude-warton-topiary-wins/story-16603453-detail/story.html

9 drunken Glaswegians? What? I missed that.

Someone fill me in.

Thank you @AlpacaLypse for any potential PMs. I'm going to Spain so I'll water Spanish Gran's house plants whilst I'm there. Bound to be visiting the exact same area...

BoreofWhabylon - Bravo, bravo! ( throws rose onto stage) very enspiring 😊

I have starred the Trello board, but even though self join is enabled I have no idea how!

Also, I think a few summary pics are missing?

Genius either way!

Bows down before Judas that is so awesome that I've already sung it all loudly and out of tune twice and got Barry as an earworm now.

Am I the only one feeling the need for another diagram with NSK's shop included? I am struggling to picture the location of the shop wrt OP's and CFN's properties. ...

Oh yes and loving the parody songs Judas and Bore - awesome

alibongo, Yamayo, it was Redred2429 who posted about her husband and his mates, all builders, who were on a lads' night out last night. Redred was getting phone calls from 'nine drunk Glaswegians' wanting updates.

@Yamayo I'm glad I'm not the only one a bit about the 9 drunk Glaswegians !!!

JUDAS that is outstanding

I love it so much. And yes, also have it in my head now 😂

Reading all the threads ( chucked crisps and put moana on for DS) and if the Spanish gran, NAP didn't have me howling then judas your song did!.
This is a fantastic post

Thanks for the clarification @DorotheaBeale