CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

Judas! Fabulous!!

I was writing a song to Ariana's Side to side but Judas version is so awesome that I retreat. It was going like this: I've been here all night /I've been here all day / and OP, got me walking thread to thread ...

Brilliant Judas truly brilliant.

Lion , not all MNers are from England. There are random people completely over invested in a thread and getting nowt else done all over the world 😉

Judas hahahah!!!

Sorry no news yet.

Did anyone see the twitter post shared by some one in relation to this thread - it was an article written yesterday on an online Surrey newsletter thing all about what you are not allowed to do to a listed building 😂

I'm desperate to get home, I'm worried someone might have snuck past NSK and is sitting in the garden.

Unexpectedly have house to self this weekend - long list of stuff to do, including trip to Sorting Office.

At 7.30, made mugs of green tea for a quick listen to misery-with-Humphreys on R4, check headlines, mail etc then crack on after a quick scan of Mumsnet.

Its 1.20, I have had 2mugs of green tea, 5mugs of black coffee. I have missed the Sorting Office and done nothing. I have sung the genius Official CFN anthem by Judas, appreciated the summary from Obssessed.

I have made a Trello Board to help me track key elements.
Happy to share board with other Trello'ers on the thread or revert it to private if posters prefer.

Do you have NNDN's number?

Judas Truly inspired

@schadenfreude yes, that's what I said to him. I can stop whenever I like (erm, no I can't)

OP go home!! Who really neeeeeeeeeeds a job anyway 😒

Judas, that is sheer bloody genius😂. I am singing out loud much to dh bemusement!

Judas: I could HEAR and envision VIctoria Wood at the piano doing that. I think she'd have loved it. What a wonderful thread this is. Not so great for OP though your humour has sustained it.

Have lurked right the way through this thread, am gripped! Explained to dh why I was glued to iPad last night, he was bemused
Caught up this morning and took eye off dd and am now 50% sure she has swallowed a button
She's now napping and I need to nap well cos 38 weeks pg and knackered but I have to keep updated!
OP I'm here with the rest of mumsnet on your side and I hope that this gets sorted asap and the CFNs/builders feel very ashamed of themselves!!!
Xx

keira no, damn! Good idea, I'll get it when I next see him.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

And judas you are a genius
~hums let's do it~

@C8H10N4O2 that Trello thing is genius! Who needs a TV detective-style-wall with post-its and random scraps of paper when you have that?!

C8H10N4O2, it is nothing less than your duty to share the board!

Just delurking to congratulate Judas on the song! I'd rather rent a caravan in Merthyr Tydfil.

Oh what a shame OP, I feel like he will be keeping out a keen eye too.

I was moaning at the kids that I wanted to go out instead of listening to idiotic "Try not to laugh" videos on YouTube.
Also it means they are hogging the Xbox - but that's another story.

Now I am happily sorting laundry ensconced with this thread and demand the arrival of the CFN!

Ooh! I like the Trello thingamabob

So the cast list currently includes, in order of appearance:

The OP
The dodgy builders
The Nice Next Door Neighbour (NDN)
Three people from Planning
A possibly evil blackbird
An elderly Korean Lady (EKL) who has strayed from her own thread
Spanish Granny
The OP's friend
The Nice Shopkeeper (NSK)
Nine drunk Glaswegians (who are possibly now sober)
The CFNs who started it all have yet to make an appearance, barring a possible sighting of one of them by NSK
OP's cats have also stayed well clear.

Have I forgotten anyone?

A true genius Judas. I can't stop singing it🤣🤣

Lurks

The song alone makes this threat worthy of MN classic status! Good work Judas!