CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

@Judashascomeintosomemoney that there post of yours is awesomeness personified!!!

MN Nirvana.
Seriously, I've only been on MN about six months and I am completely addicted. You people are my tribe, at last. (Waits for it all to go tits up...)

Judashascomeintosomemoney I'm the one who suggested Barry and Freda compulsory Victoria Wood time. I bow down to your genius. That is a classic.

only mentions suggesting Barry and Freda so I can bask in reflected glory of your song. Do we have anyone musical who can put your verses on YouTube?

Judas

oof, made it up to date. no mean task.
I think the owners are Korean Chinese, have absolutely no notion re planning & may not read the planners note anyway.
I would put another letter through their door, similar to pp version
however, they will not be traipsing through your flat with buckets of sloppy cement, they can take it out through the window !
they can also climb in & out of the window. if not you will have to be home if & when the work is being done.
Advise them, that they should try & revive the old window immediately, plus the bricks, & that the leaseholder, planners, insurance, neighbours are about to bomb them with grief.

Nearly10to9 - I was skim reading,saw your picture and thought you were suggesting OP hide in that seat then jump out!

Oh and copyright law if I understood Adam Hills correctly when on about Rolf Harris means you're fine as long as it's parody without commercial purpose.

Judas that's fantastic!!!!

The thread that just keeps giving! Judas that was amazing! How am I going to fill this void when this all ends??

Judas 👏👏👏👏👏

Judashascomeintosomemoney Brilliant! You've totally made my day/week/month! Truly inspired

Judas you are star!! Anyone else wondering who it was who removed all the stuff from outside the CFNs door in the wee small hours - surely not the builders?

'a' star obviously!

Utterly amazing Judas

I imagine MNHQ can't disclose it, but I'd be so interested to know exactly just how many MNers are on these CFN threads!!! Plus people watching not commenting! Half of England surely?!!

Judas
I sang the whole song. Genius 😊

Good work Judas, that's the spirit!

This is the first time I've got to the end of one of these threads and I feel like I've been reading for days.

I can't help but want one of the council bods to be played by Peter Capaldi in Malcolm Tucker mode for a proper showdown with CFNs.

Awesome stuff Judas

Judas that is absolutely brilliant

This thread deserves to be in classics for that alone

Covfefe that is actually blindingly obviously and we've all been off our game not to have thought about it 3 threads ago - gold for you definitely.

OK, now this is getting serious - I now have two MN tabs open on my laptop, one just for this ongoing saga and one for ordinary threads. Breaking new ground here.

I don't suppose the planners work on a weekend so we may have a long wait for real news unless the CFNs reappear.

Judas that is awesome!

Judas you are brilliant

judas, sheer brilliance! Thank you

Judas what a fantastic effort, I think you should record it and pop it on YouTube for us!

Op thank you for the update dp has honestly just sent out a group chat to the Glasgow boys (men??) to update them xx