CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

Good NSK! These threads are faster moving than the Christmas bargain threads!

Surely the CFN would know by now assuming the builders may have rang them.
What did the builders say?

If only GoogleEarth could arrange a live feed!

😂 Can you imagine? Poor OP wanders from the bathroom into her bedroom in the early hours, only to remember she sleeps naked, doesn't close her curtains and hundreds of mumsnetters are looking through her windows. Sorry I'm bold, I know. 😁

Yaay for NSK. Bet it's made his day!

You could set up a webcam to watch your back garden, that you can link to your internet, so you can watch while not home.

fuckwitery since I'm on my own I'm going to try and get through everything super quickly then get home is it U that I'm considering taking some leave over this?

donkey unfortunately she doesn't look like Barbara - sorry to spoil your vision I should just have said yes.

Don't worry ChinkChink - people do this all the time. Myself included1

I must stop. I'm starting to think of the film as 'Carry On Planning', now!

I'm meant to have been cleaning this morning but have been hiding from husband reading all 5 threads and throwing my phone down to pretend I've been busy everytime he comes upstairs.

I would suggest Dame Judy Dench to be cast as nice planning lady. Work experience planning boy would be played by one of the inbetweeners and planning man is Morgan Freeman doing a British accent.

I wouldn't that be the perfect end to the film a double wedding Nsk and friend and wattyyy and I forget who one the love triangle there 🤔🤔🤔

I have images in my head of the shopkeeper closing for the day and setting up camp, binoculars and everything, waiting.

ok ...so this is the latest thread? setlling in for updates

only to remember she sleeps naked

Except for curlers and a face mask . . . . .

Is Spanish granny en route?

OP you could rig up a security cam/GoPro camera and point it into your garden/towards their monstrous doors. That way you can live stream it and we you can see as soon as anyone comes back, even when you're at work.

Excellent summary obsessed
I imagined the NSK and ops friend as a young Arkwright and Nurse Gladys Emmanuel from open all hours, NSK in a brown store mans coat circa 1950. Not sure what that reveals about my phsyche?

Perfect we can now plan the wedding of op's friend and NSK, of to find my hat!

I imagined the NSK and ops friend as a young Arkwright and Nurse Gladys Emmanuel from open all hours, NSK in a brown store mans coat circa 1950. Not sure what that reveals about my phsyche?

I was just trying to remember names so I could post this exact thing!!!

Feeling slightly tragic that I've remained up to date with all the CFN threads.
Is it just me or when you open up your bookmarked page does it look like a torn off, serrated edge paper till receipt?

plonks rear down as missed thread 4. thanks for all the summaries.

Place marking as I'm hooked!!

I have never been so glad to be ill. Perfect excuse to abdicate all responsibility for the kids to DH and keep up to date with these threads at my leisure! Truly, MN is the gift that keeps on giving ATM.

This is a 500 post thread about a thread about a thread about a thread 😂

10 threads til completion?

I've got a bit lost.. What is the nsk?

Lynn only if he has the correct till. . . Watched it yesterday when Granville gets his cocoa tin lid medallion stuck on the till. .

Even my dc love watching it.

Maybe op needs to copyright some details to make a series. .