CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

Didn't the OP say she had a shift today? Somewhere back in thread 4? I will howl with disappointment if I've remembered correctly ...

I meant freeholders permission! Not awake yet! Spent too long last night reading the thread instead of sleeping!

I am too over invested in this thread. I have a house to clean, I need to.get off MN

I also.think CFN have gone on holiday. It might be a week before we know any more

So while I'm waiting is anyone able to give me a direct link to the Mexican House Thief thread?

This thread is bad for my health lol

What if the CFNs live abroad and were only home to organise the work?! unlikely i grant you but it would add drama

Can we have Tom Hardy as the NDN love interest? He has slight agoraphobia which is why he hasn't found a new girlfriend yet after his divorce, but he could be tempted into OPs charming ladygarden in order to defend its boundaries from CFN and the builders.

Morning all! OMG let me catch up on the thread and I'll answer any questions!

No sign of CFN last night or this morning - and I need to go out today!!

Morning Watt!! Hope you slept well.

Op's UP Squwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Donkey, good, it's not just me then! Yes I do too! Whenever I pull a mental image I

1. feel mental and
2. laugh

I got engrossed in FuckyouChris horse thread last night, came to check on CFN this morning and thread 5, is this a new MN record?

Loved the summary MadamePomfrey :)

I hope you sleep well Watt.

You know that there's a really nuclear option to keep up your sleeve depending on CFN's response to all this?
Order up a copy of the land register for their flat. If they have a mortgage (look at the charges register), you can have some great fun informing their lenders of the multiple breaches of their mortgage terms...

Morning, OP

Hope you and your friend's heads are alright

You need to go out today???? Oh shit. Right, how about give nice shopkeeper man your number so he can let you know if CFN's turn up.

Yes, yes, involve the shopkeeper!

Oh dear. I am officially way too over invested in this thread. At the point we lost OP I had some technical issues of the sort only I could create panicked that I wouldn't ever find out what happened, embarked on an unfortunate series of mistakes culminating in permanently deleting my account, set up a new one with new username, tried to catch up with CFN, private garden, Spanish grandma, found I could neither post nor watch the thread, panicked again. Decided mumsnet must have been broken by these threads. NOticed other members still posting. PAnicked again. Logged on and off repeatedly on every device DH and I have between us. Still didn't work. Panicked yet again. emailed mumnet for help for heaven's sake such a doofus then noticed an email saying I needed to confirm my email address. Did so. Funnily enough all fine.

The shame ...

Quick scan reveals OP fine and back with us .

Will now catch up on thread properly even though still not dressed

Pours WhatIsThisWatt a coffee

And what about the neighbours on the other side of CFN? For all we know they might be trying to steal their garden too...

Been following these threads but this is my first post (dh out running, toddler in front of Peppa Pig, baby asleep in sling, yay!). The drama! I picture the CFN to be the couple from another thread who helped themselves to a bag full of free fruit from Tesco.

river that's a really good idea, I might just do that.

@WhatIsThisWatt

Hope you slept well. Everything is better in the morning after a good sleep.

If I play nice can we be friends? I could even look after the threads for you while you're away. I've got at least 4 hours worth of free time when dd naps today.

Can you give nice shopkeeper man a heads up about mumsnet too? Then he can warn the whole lot of us! (Joking joking. Rivers idea is perfect though)
Hope you have a less stressful day