CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

As much fun as this has been I would love to see op just make a new thread when Barry & Julie come back. For all we know theyre gone to Maui for 2 weeks. I just dont have the stamina & my poor neglected children have become feral

Can I nominate the boy from Love Actually as Work Experience Boy?
Hope you slept well Watt thanks for the updates.

Wait I'm losing the plot on this - there's another CFN parking thread??

Daniel Radcliffe would also be acceptable but ONLY if he raps the building regulations.

I can't believe they'd have got planning as the doors themselves would encroach on your land. Can't wait to see what happens next!

Bookmarking works for me on the App in "Threads I'm on"

Bluediamonds - I am constantly frustrated by the fact that Facebook doesn't have a emoji - and that one isn't quite right either

Would have to be If I Could Turn Back Time!

Pollymere

They HAVEN'T got PP!!!

As well as whatever info they put through the door, the planners wanted the rubble to be left, didn't they?

What's Op supposed to do in CFNs/builders come back, go out though the doors & remove?

Do the planners put police/crime scene style tape around it?

Aren't all flats leasehold? So who owns the lease?

@Colinfarrellsarse

These threads will definitely have to have a break and on top of the CFNs coming back, planning & building control are going to take weeks if not months to finish. I can easily see parts 12+ popping up sporadically in the future

The Avatar series will probably be finished before this is over.

Don't you have to have the leaseholders permission too?

Pollymere - it's kraft been established that they don't have planning, after the visit by the three planning people yesterday. Hence the "Stop" notice put through the door and Planning presumably getting in touch with the CFBs via the details that Watttyyy was able to obtain in her photographic evidence.

Fucking hell, it's not yet 5 am here in the US, I got up needing a wee and had to check in to see if there was any action! C'mon Barry and Julie!

I know you're not supposed to be moving them, but are there enough bricks to fashion the top of a well? If there are, I think it would be interesting to build it, get your friend to dress in white and hide inside and then when CFN finally come out of hiding re-enact the scary bit from the ring in the direction of the ugly doors.

I can't believe how long I've spent reading this thread! I'm hooked.

Kraft = already

Phew..was in a panic i'd lost the thread

It is nearly 10am and op has not surfaced. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

Really hoping that the neighbour will turn up soon. I'm not sure I can put of having a life for much longer.

Awaiting next instalment with cup of tea in hand and pink dye in hair (so have only 20mins!!!)

Hope we get an update soon!!

@obsessedwithCFNs2

How very dare you!

#8

I was here way before the planning people let alone the bloody shop keeper.

Is anyone else hoping that Mrs CFN, she of the far eastern appearance, turns out to be the daughter or granddaughter of EKL?

Then EKL and Spanish Grandma can have a multi-cultural cooking war in the garden, noodles and paella all over the place.

Perhaps Watty's friend has an Army Dad to add to the mix.

The freeholders of the building will definitely need to be involved too. The flats might be sold as a share of freehold rather than leasehold though