Spanish grandma en route and friend still in the shop thread #4

[Wattyyyy]

I can't believe this is the fourth thread.

To summarise: CFN have seemingly done a disappearing act, my friend is now OUTSIDE the shop but still talking to the shop owner man.

I'm waiting on the wine I can see in her hand.

[milliemolliemou]

I'm really going to have to take stuff out out of the oven before it burns.

Will pick up tomorrow to find out if OP's friend has discovered anything about the DFNs from the corner shop guy, whether the DFNs have come home, whatever.

Alas it's the weekend when NO COUNCIL OPERATES so if the builders come back and the DFNs steal in and completely break down the place OP will be on her own. But no! she said up thread she had a mobile number for the planning officer.

ALL IS NOT LOST.

[WeeM]

I can't believe we are so excited about seating the return of someone from a shop...! My dh is away out, I'm hoping he's not back any time soon as frankly it will just bug my happiness

[Neoflex]

How many countries we got watching this? So far I have counted UK, Germany, Italy, now with grandma Spain

[WeeM]

Seating??? Awaiting I think that should be

[isambardo]

Ok, kids in bed, glass of wine in hand, I'm ready for these CFNs to get home!

Still snorting to myself about PARKLIFE too, genius 😂🍷

[TesticleMeElmo]

Ok, having read through the previous threads (which has taken bloody ages, btw) I'm now place marking as well. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!!

[EyeRollChampion]

This is my fave thread ever! I'm horrible so hoping desperately that your cretinous CFN get hit with a massive fine and/or a prison sentence and/or burned at the stake. may be playing a part here.but I've had a shitty week so

[Wonders71]

When we're CFN last seen? OP I hope there is no newly dug soil in your garden? May have to send round Sherlock!

[SoupDragon]

🚪

[gingergenius]

Bloody hell @Miserylovescompany2 that scared the doodah out of me!!!

[coffeeneeded]

These threads have been then only joy in my otherwise chicken pox filled day.

Thank you!

[FoxtrotSkarloey]

MissFitton never underestimate how absolutely batshit crazy CFN can be. After the old bag at my old place I will never ever again have a leasehold flat, whatever that means for where I have to live. Mind you if I'd had support of all of you at the time I might have felt better about sorting it out.

Come on friend!

[NoMoreDecorating]

Thanks for the summary MadamePomfrey

Redred I'm chuckling at the image of your DP and his friends

[Paddingtonsmarmaladesandwiches]

I can't believe I'm delaying going out for just to get an update from OPs friend!

[Jg1]

Neoflex

Add Türkiye to your list

[lmer]

4th already?? This must be setting some kind of record!

[Ahickifromkinicki]

I would hide if I were them. It would too excruciating to face OP/council/other neighbours.

[EyeRollChampion]

Oh and the rude builder folk too!!! Where is the pitchfork and torch emoji??

[Cupcake1315]

Post marking 😉

[ShatnersWig]

I'm running out of cider. I don't drink gin.

[HistoriaTrixie]

How many countries we got watching this? So far I have counted UK, Germany, Italy, now with grandma Spain

Add Türkiye to your list

And the US!

[2tired2bewitty]

My also invested DH was just offering his services as moral support (he's rather solid, a vicar and former lawyer) when something went crash upstairs and he sent me up to investigate, so you're probably best off without him (it was only a suction toy holder giving up)

[PickleLickle83]

Place marking

[LouiseBrooks]

I've skimmed through every thread since yesterday and am now reduced to reading OP posts only. I can't keep up!

I've read some astounding stuff on MN but this is the best thread ever!

(Sorry OP, it must have been so stressful for you.)