Spanish grandma en route and friend still in the shop thread #4

[Wattyyyy]

I can't believe this is the fourth thread.

To summarise: CFN have seemingly done a disappearing act, my friend is now OUTSIDE the shop but still talking to the shop owner man.

I'm waiting on the wine I can see in her hand.

I just realised this thread is OP-less which makes it the perfect opportunity to make it all about me me me.

(Manspreads exuberantly)

@gingergenius

You might be ginger but you were even remotely above average IQ then you'd realise that there are only two possible actor who could play me.

Idris or Tom Hardy

Checking in, can someone link to the next thread if there is one pls

Found it

@RestingBitchFaced

Do you ever read before you type?

There's half a dozen links on this page and you're spoiling my soliloquy

Has newdaddie been welcomed back into the nest fold? I'm glad, as I'm conflict averse.

I've been out for an hour, or so and have missed a bit...

Btw, I see you more as Greg Davies.

Ahem.

(Manspreads to the point of rupturing my adductor longus tendon)

Sounds painful.

Did a little piggie squeak? All a bit animal farm for me.....

@newdaddie idris or Tom hardy????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
No. Ross Kemp or Ray Winstone! 😘

I now envision Victor Meldrew as newdaddie with a mauve cardigan or possibly a biscuit colour with a few pastel green and orange zigzags.

The "daddy" part is how he refers to himself when talking to his new shih tzu, Mr Flufficus.

.

Ooh @MiddleClassProblem that's brutal!!!

What have I been missing???

@newdaddie I have visions of you doing the splits - this takes MAN-SPREADING to a whole new level!

Nope - you ain't being Idris on this thread either. Ross Keep has already been cast. Joe Pasquale is doing the voice over. Tis all sorted.

I'm placing the twin of freaky-ornament-girl here to watch you...

Kemp bloody auto-correct!!

Hey OP - thread 5 is full! We need a linky to thread 6 lol

@WhatIsThisWatt we are in dire NEED of thread #6 nudge nudge wink wink...

I ventured out, thread #5 was at page 30 it's bloody full now and no link :(

Thread #6?!

This can't end yet.

Links to all threads and summaries in here

Thread six

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2992343-Thread-6-The-CFN-look-out-upon-Castle-Doom-and-despair?watched=1&msgid=70790826#70790826

Come on MNHQ! Bring back the op.

Sorry, I've been skimming 4 threads by searching for the op's name so missed the change.

Maybe CFN does not know.
Maybe they are victims of Guerilla Builders.