Spanish grandma en route and friend still in the shop thread #4

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I can't believe this is the fourth thread.

To summarise: CFN have seemingly done a disappearing act, my friend is now OUTSIDE the shop but still talking to the shop owner man.

I'm waiting on the wine I can see in her hand.

@WhatIsThisWatt the CFN might not be EKL, but maybe they're related and you'll find a gazebo being built bit by bit in your garden

Other place......? (Long time lurker- pop on every now and again for a read and then life takes over- 5 children- operations- hospital stays and such-I am a MN failure )

changebags

When confronted with any kind of dilemma, a teeny voice in the back of my mind whispers "what would EKL do?" I always feel sure she would know the exact right way to handle things. The power of MN!

Feel sure EKL would silently approve of OP's course of action.

Still not sure what the planners said would happen though. OP's name-change confusion was most unfortuitously timed!

OP,

Please, please, please change your WiFi name to "UnauthorisedAlterations-ListedProperty-SurveillanceVan8" or some such.

That'd give CFNs a jolt, when they sneak back in and check signal strength (and it won't identify as being yours).

Oooh weird. This thread just keeps giving drama.

I'm usually a lurker but have simply had to post (re-set password also) as I've overly invested in ALL threads and I am now panicking over talk of a secret thread that I just have to be invited to....

CFN might not be EKL, but maybe they're related

Surely EKL would not have CF relatives?

Please enlighten me - EKL? What juiciness did I miss?

Secret thread??? How do I get in?

@DorotheaBeale could be related via a brothers-sons-wives-daughters-BIL-Nephew. Stranger things have happened

I've obviously spent too long reading this - my Facebook is now showing me targeted ads for new doors. I'm holding you all responsible

The way EKL crushed that spider. No mercy. "Cold as ice"!! Cross her and you would be sorry. CFNs would not last long living next to EKL!

Always thought she should have been TEKL. The "tiny" part of the description added so much to the beauty of the thread.

If EKL appears I want cheeky fuckers house searched for the Victorian safe!!

CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/2991707-CFN-vanished-Spanish-grandma-patio-doors-I-dont-know-what-the-hell-to-call-this-thread-5

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2991707-CFN-vanished-Spanish-grandma-patio-doors-I-dont-know-what-the-hell-to-call-this-thread-5

what staceypreston said
If there's a secret thread, pleeease let me in!!!

What is this other place people speak of?

ABANDON SHIP/ THIS THREAD

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2991707-CFN-vanished-Spanish-grandma-patio-doors-I-dont-know-what-the-hell-to-call-this-thread-5?msgid=70772464#70772464