Spanish grandma en route and friend still in the shop thread #4

[Wattyyyy]

I can't believe this is the fourth thread.

To summarise: CFN have seemingly done a disappearing act, my friend is now OUTSIDE the shop but still talking to the shop owner man.

I'm waiting on the wine I can see in her hand.

Ha I'm too slow at typing and this thread is moving waayyyyyyy too fast! Is there a record for fastest no of threads by an OP?

HQ is Wattyyyy ok? We don't need to know details but more than a few people are genuinely worried.

Ha and now I'm one of those posters who posts the same thing as six others already up thread..slow fingers!

Heading for thread no5.....

Sorry xposts....

Hope all is okay OP!

AIBU that my dh who is watching sky sports news isn't invested in this at all? I should LTB right?!

On another note hope the OP is okay.

Marcia a quick search shows the OP has clearly been on here a little while, you even pointed out that she'd posted elsewhere about having just moved. What's your beef?

Barry & Julie/Julia (and your builders),

Be afraid, be very afraid...

OP's Spanish Abuela is on the warpath...

thelittleshirt
Absolutely!
Keira Knightley has snapped up the film rights to play the OP

@photomummy regrettably, you are right, I'm sure

So relieved to hear OP is taking a temporary leave of absence only. Dh and I have made a 200-mile journey today and it's kept us gripped.

I can't keep up, left this to catch up on this evening and posts removed on thread 3!

Bloody hell my refresh button is knackered!

So glad OP seems to be ok (and her posts resurrected). Back to important matters: OO has your friend cone back with your ?

I am really hoping this shows up as green.

IM SO SORRY EVERYONE!!

Thank you Fliss from HQ for all your help.

I've namechanged, this thread has had so many views and seems to be all over the place online so I just had to take a moment to chat with MNHQ but IM STILL ALIVE.

Friend is back and has not been abducted or got married in this time

...

Will finish post, just want to check my NC has worked!

I've got a busy day at my friends wedding tomorrow, I should get an early night but I need an update!!

Representing Idaho in the U.S. Also very overinvested considering I don't even live in your country!

I'm sure Ive missed it but people do know Dame Margaret Rutherford is no longer with us? Like from before I was born....

Hooray! Welcome back op

him and the structural engineer come to blows over the size of the lintels and the the OPs heart

Perfect!

This would be one cray-cray obscure way to troll. Hats off to the trolls for originality if that's the case! Who would have thought MN could be whipped up into an absolute frenzy by a simple illegal door

Phew OP's posts are back!

All the posts about (I assume) the Spanish grandma are missing for me

Aghhh it's showing as pink! Are you all seeing me as OP?

No, well I'm not seeing you as Op