Spanish grandma en route and friend still in the shop thread #4

[Wattyyyy]

I can't believe this is the fourth thread.

To summarise: CFN have seemingly done a disappearing act, my friend is now OUTSIDE the shop but still talking to the shop owner man.

I'm waiting on the wine I can see in her hand.

Yay thanks fliss

I wonder how quickly the daily mail will synopsise it!

Sigh of relief........

Somebody mentioned Dame Margaret Rutherford upthread. She must be given a starring role somewhere. Plus, she'd take no sauce from La Allsopp if she were to flounce up with any of her twiggy gingham shit.

I haven't had a chance to RTFT so I don't know if anyone's suggested this, but once upon a time Radio 4 used to broadcast emergency messages to reach people who were away on holiday. Something along the lines of Would Mr & Mrs Cheeky Fucking Neighbours, currently believed to be in hiding, please contact Wattyyy so she can set the planning authorities on them and ensure their UTTER TWATTERY is punished to the fullest extent of the law should do the trick well, no it wouldn't, but it would be very satisfying-

Have all of ops posts home on all 4 threads or just this one?

Patiently waiting for op to come back after technical difficulties sorted! Maybe with a namechange....

Going to have to go back to end of thread 3 and whole of there's 4 to read once new user name has been updated!
Another hour gone!

She is saved and will be restored unto us!
Hallelujah!

So - geordie builders or Scottish? Or Nick Knowles and his DIY SOS lot?

It's all getting confusing now.

Bloody hell I am FAR too invested, genuinely had a minor panic then 😄

Had been drafting my own CFN story - which was boring in comparison - but now wondering if these posts are going to go pouuff and disappear

@cedilla brilliant, haha!!

What a relief! I was sure it was because it is a legal matter.

I'm guessing it could any number of reasons; too identifying, or media attention or possible legal action, etc
OP if you're still reading hoping you are now enjoying and hope all goes well with recovery to your garden.

@cedilla they can't POSSIBLY be radio 4 listeners though

Oh. MY. GOD! MNHQ... you nearly killed me, I thought it was over!!!

Thanks MNHQ. I know we are all ridiculously overinvested here but there is something very lovely about a group of people who don't know each other, coming together to support someone else in the pursuit of what is right.

I know it's only online and it shouldn't be important, but somehow it is. So Thankyou.

Phew! I am rather over invested!

Op hope you ok

Put switzerland on the list too

Littlefuckers scroll up a bit to MNHQ's message. All is well. OP's posts are back it was a glitch.

BoreOfWhabylon

Good to see you back OP

How frustrating. Far too invested in this and now so disappointed everything has vanished

As a general rule, it is wise not to get too invested in outlandish, fast moving threads on Mumsnet, even when they get the MNHQ seal of approval :)

Thank fuck for that! Right, now might be a good time for everyone to eat, sleep, tidy up, shower, top up wine etc!

Phew OP's posts are back! Hope alls ok and looking forward to latest installment.