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CFN patio doors onto my private garden thread #3

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Wattyyyy · 28/07/2017 12:22

Okay I thought I'd start this for when they inevitably show their faces!!

Sorry all the threads have different titles Confused

I have a slight update - I managed to catch the nice neighbour at the other side (I think he'd heard the commotion and was loitering about waiting for me Grin )

He was gobsmacked! Apparently he's lived here for thirty years and has never heard anything like it. I told him I'd keep him updated and he asked if i wanted to come in for a cup of tea, I politely declined hahahah. Glad I now have a nice normal neighbour on my side!

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Lweji · 28/07/2017 15:29

Perhaps there was some sort of medieval plague/germs hidden in the brickwork

That would probably be anthrax.

CommonSenseIsNotAllThatCommon · 28/07/2017 15:30

Wattyyy I think you are right to protect yourself from confrontation. You don't know these new neighbours and they appear to think they can take whatever liberties they like.

StormTreader · 28/07/2017 15:30

newdaddie did indeed say what he "expropriated"

"The land in dispute was the rear garden which should have been accessible for my top floor flat by the side access gate. But the two flats below boarded it up 10 years or so before I bought it. The freeholder was the council and the middle flat was a council tenant. The couple in the basement were even bigger arseholes than me and boarded up the side access gate and put up a fence 'giving' the middle flat a quarter of the garden land... somehow they convinced the lady in the middle they owned the garden when they bought the basement flat.

I ripped down the boarding and fitted a gate to the side access and dismantled the wooden fences partitioning the rear garden and stuck a shed slap bang in the middle of the garden with a camera, an alarm and a sign warning against criminal damage.

Originally the council took my neighbours side but the court took my side and made the council 'expropriate' their own communal garden land back from the tenant in the middle flat and the leaseholder in the basement so that I could continue my very legal enjoyment of that space."

Funny how the most aggressively land-grabby poster on the thread is not a fan of people watching what they do while staying hidden - I assume this is because they expect to be able to cow people in person so they can do what they like?

Schvitzing · 28/07/2017 15:30

FFS newdaddie I suppose you can't understand what it feels like to be a woman alone in her flat when there are potentially the six builders (plus actual CFN and whomever the hell else) who can easily access their garden. And they know she's complained about their stupid and illegal behaviour. Maybe think about it.

LexieLulu · 28/07/2017 15:31

Anyone got a link to original thread? Can only find 2/3

Maryz · 28/07/2017 15:32

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ShatnersWig · 28/07/2017 15:32

Careful, we wouldn't want newdaddie to think we were picking on him now.

Lweji · 28/07/2017 15:33

I think what newdaddie meant was that he was a front stabber not a backstabber. Grin

Just for reference, for anyone not paying any attention whatsoever to US politics:
www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-40748918/scaramucci-where-i-grew-up-we-re-front-stabbers

Maybe newdaddie is Scaramouche.

newdaddie · 28/07/2017 15:33

I get that it's real life which is why I said before stay from the door/wall and the bloody cable ties and let the authorities do their thing it's more the attitude that came with it. There's no need to check my privilege I'm aware of the reality.

Any one of the 5 other flats could have reported it. All of them have reasons to protect the integrity of the building. It's the snakey attitude that gets me.

Not that it would do them any good. (They're royally screwed) but now I really feel sorry for the CFNs. If there is a CFN God out there somewhere then Barry and Julie will find some nugget of historic evidence that gives them rights to the garden and planning makes them replace the uPVC with identical doors to yours.

Pimms O'Clock for team CFN

Buxtonstill · 28/07/2017 15:34

Blimey - This moved quickly! I am now going to have to ring my mum and give her updates,I was telling her about it on the way to work. It will probably be on to a 5th thread by the time I finish work.

Janeinthemiddle · 28/07/2017 15:34

Go away, newdaddie

SomeKnobend · 28/07/2017 15:35

Newdaddie tuck your penis away, your privilege is showing.

Slimthistime · 28/07/2017 15:36

newdaddie "It's the snakey attitude that gets me."

the OP hasn't shown any snakey attitude.

StormTreader · 28/07/2017 15:36

Of course you feel sorry for them, youre one of "those kind of people"! Poor little lamb, not being allowed to just do whatever you like to whoever you are bigger and louder than.

Londonyardwork · 28/07/2017 15:38

I wouldnt be going round there unless you are sure they dont posses a physical threat. Ive no idea what they were thinking in doing this. Please consider your safety OP before any confrontation. The law is on your side here.

Lweji · 28/07/2017 15:38

now I really feel sorry for the CFNs

FFS.

Wattyyyy · 28/07/2017 15:38

Anyone know what newdaddie is actually on about?

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Kofa · 28/07/2017 15:38

@LadyFlangeWidget - same here. I was reading this out at dinner last night and my Italian BILs - one an architect and the other a geometra were beside themselves at the sacrilege. They have been What's Apping me all day for updates.

relaxitllbeok · 28/07/2017 15:39

Glad you have a friend coming, OP! Have a G&T and a chat and feel free to leave MN to itself. Please do update again eventually though :-)

Msqueen33 · 28/07/2017 15:39

@Wattyyyy I gave up on him ages of posts back

Lostinaseaofbubbles · 28/07/2017 15:39

Apologies - I'd thought that that particular post was by someone else in response to newdaddie. I stand corrected.

DumbledoresApprentice · 28/07/2017 15:39

Nope, I think he's just on a wind up.

Lostinaseaofbubbles · 28/07/2017 15:39

Agree with Dumbledores

festivefucker · 28/07/2017 15:39

Oh fuck off newdaddie your entitled penis is showing !

TurnipCake · 28/07/2017 15:40

There's no need to check my privilege I'm aware of the reality

PARKLIFE!

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