To think this is an abomination of a roast dinner!

[IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece]

Friend asked if I wanted to stay for her "famous roast dinner" as she'd cooked plenty.

Now I fucking love a roast dinner so was thrilled...it was Steamed chicken, peas, cheesy spinach, cauli, Yorkshire, stuffing and rice all covered in gravy and cheese with a big dollop of mayo.

Rice...in a roast...with gravy on

I love her dearly but AIBU to think she's fucking insane

How the feck do you make cheesy spinach?

Mayo, cheese and gravy... sounds like the sorta shit my dh would do, does she need a new man?

I steam chicken for the babies I look after...it's rubbish....where's the crispy skin man...fucking abomination!

That sounds beyond rank.

The only place cheese has on a roast dinner is in a cauliflower cheese.

Thinking about it...maybe it was a cry for help. Perhaps she was sitting there thinking 'FFS hasn't anyone noticed I've lost my marbles'.

But why mayonnaise?

With gravy?

I don't understand...

Could have been worse, could have been Christmas day :o
Did people actually eat this?

Mayo is the final straw. It's really is an utter disaster.

LTWWPMAGT (leave the weirdo who puts Mayo and gravy together)

The friendship is dead op, friends don't put mayo on other friends gravy!

Have you done something to piss her off?

Cheese rice gravy mayo mmmmmmmm

Steamed chicken, yorkshires, rice, mayo... Oh the horror

I'd be LIVID in no way is that a roast ! It's witchcraft

This is just all kinds of wrong. Roast would be my death row last meal too and if some fucker served that up I'd throw it at them!

Did you eat it? What did she say when you asked about the fucking rice?

Did everyone else make oooh yum noises

Trading standards.
Insist on a custodial sentence.

It makes me think of the episode of Friends where Rachel attempts to cook trifle, two pages of the cookbook get stuck together and she ends up making a trifle-shepherds-pie hybrid. Custard, jam, sponge, minced beef, peas, cream ... makes about as much sense as your friend's 'roast'

You can be jailed for fraud, I believe.

"Today 19:11 PhyllisNights

Me and my friends have had a few roast dinner get togethers, but we hired someone in to do it. Would have been too weird for one of us to do it on mass for everyone. "

You hired a chef to do it???

Why weird??

I've got it!

Does she actually hate you OP? The only other explanation is she's taken leave of her senses.

DH is Jamaican and always has rice and peas with Xmas dinner, its just what his mum did. He has potatoes and everything else, just with the rice on the side.

Bleuuurrrggghhhh, sorry!

I wonder what she puts on her famous English breakfast? Corned beef, frankfurters, egg, supernoodles covered in cheese and a dollop of mint sauce.

DH family is Austrian and they always have rice with a roast dinner
They have everything else too though so I don't mind too much ( but I don't have the rice, it's just weird)

Pretty sure the "roast" must be notorious rather than famous I love roasts and would possibly have cried if I'd been served that horror. You must teach her how to do it properly Ihope or you're doomed to be served the same shite again.