AIBU to think DH may be having an affair??

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Asking because I can't get my head round this.... please help!! DH works away a lot, nice hotels etc ... emptying his trousers for washing this evening ( yep I'm living the dream) & found his room paper key for yesterday's hotel stay - no of people on room is 2 confused.... he called me to say hi last night but from the hotel gardens as reception 'awful' in hotel room.... am I being suspicious or is it deserved?? Really want to call hotel as I've kept room key etc but how can I find out how many people stayed etc etc ?? Any ideas ?? sad

'salad' is one of the words I had to type over and over again when I was learning to touch-type.

I then graduated to 'all good lads eat a salad'... how prophetic that was!

Prophetic - what a wonderful word and so fitting, and to think you could have saved yourself the trouble of the course and just come on here for a few days!

So tempted just to post...'and anyway back to that room card in the trousers' but just couldn't....could I?

Hahaha... I could that. I would have graduated to 'all good lads eat TWO salads' by now.

There are so many men that cheat out there. It's absolutely rife. Regrettably there are lot of incredibly naive women who have no idea what their spouse is really like. Then there are others that accepted unlikely explanations as it's far easier to turn a blind eye or remain in denial.

Imo the OP is in denial.

I'd be tempted to ask his mother/siblings if they think that situation is suspicious.

Still doesn't add up to me! Two salads for one person?!

I had a really shit salad at Las Iguanas a few weeks ago. Too much dressing and the flavours were all over the place.

Pizza express used to do a nice one with goats cheese but think it's gone now...

I miss floppy leaf salads, with tomatoes, cucumber, lashings of salad cream and some lovely cold cuts.

Mmm and hard-boiled eggs - and beetroot so that your salad cream laden salad turns all pink.

Good Lord yes.

Rocket and pea sprouts are so overrated, imo.

I'm famed for my salads . A typical one would consist of :-

Scotch egg , pork pie , naice ham , coleslaw, potato salad , beetroot and a lettuce leaf .

Pickled onions, Creme?

Cubed feta and black olives with croutons in mine...

There are so many men that cheat out there.

I think you'll find there are a great deal of women, too.

Gherkins, pastrami, tomatoes and lettuce.

I was put off pickled onions forever after a childhood where my dad pickled his own .

Eww what were they Navy ?

Was it this ?

That salad looks amazing

I was in pizza hut the other day and the salad bar was all mixed up. There were croutons in the sweetcorn and Nachos in the beetroot. Horrific. A woman who I assume was also a MNetter got the waiter and said could somebody please just tidy this up.

that's a whole buffet of anaphylaxis.

Pret a Manger sell the most amazing began salads. I could easily eat two of those!

*vegan