phantom piss taker (literally)

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DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

Oh gosh this is utterly terrifying. I used to live in a top floor flat with a hatch, and another hatch to the same attic outside my door in the hallway. I used to hear all sorts of noises but I never investigated, as the outer hatch was over the stairs so I'd have thought no one could get a ladder and stuff to get in there without notice. And as I'm disabled I'm very rarely out of the flat, and rarely sleep on a schedule, naps here and there and often on my sofa so I very much doubt anyone could have come in flat without notice. Now I'm freaked out!

I have a hatch here but I'm 99% sure it is above my flat only. I might have to get someone in to double check after reading this thread.

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Sorry I didn't mean it to come out meanly! I just meant I admire you for being so strong

Ex sounds likely. But what a nut job, I bet he's done some kind of stalking or some such since
I can't believe the police didn't take it seriously

Oh I'm so sorry, I knew you didn't mean it that way! I wasn't being arsey I promise!
yeah ex is unlikely really, kinda freaks me out a bit more that it was someone random! checking doors are locked as we speak

Christ OP, hope you're OK?

Stuff of nightmares. I'll add something here which is also nasty. Worked in a male prison for a good few years and you'd sometimes get chatting to the men about crime. Some would say they would keep an eye on a property they were planning to break into to get an idea of the householders coming and goings. They'd break in, find the black plastic bags, get the stuff they wanted and put by their planned exit they sit down watch a bit of tv and make themselves something to eat !! Imagine that !

God these stories give me the Heebies!

I'm still chuckling over CSI:Mumsnet tho 🤣😊😎

I think Luther would be better at solving this really.

Hmm Luther will sort this out beautifully...

Oh my god OP I wasn't expecting that - how terrifying for you. Hope they find who it was.

Hope you're ok op

Oh my goodness, I've just read your updates, and all the other creepy stories and now I am paralysed with fear on the sofa as I've had our loft hatch open for days because I read in here that it can make the house cooler and our windows are painted shut. I live in a terrace with both houses next door empty and a lot of heroin addicts and homeless people around. And DP isn't here so I'm more nervy than normal. Poor you OP, if I could afford it I would be off to a hotel for the time being. No lofts in hotels!

Angeldt - when our house was broken into when I was a child, the burglars left a used frying pan on the hob. It had a loan fishfinger in it, if I remember correctly. I suppose we should be grateful they at least turned the cooker off after using it.

The house was also definitely watched: we were broken into, following which we got a dog; we had to rehome the dog (for a variety of reasons) and then we were broken into again. A little too much of a coincidence I think.

OP - hope the landlord hard sorted locks etc. out for you this evening.

That should be a lone fishfinger, not loan - as far as I'm aware, the fishfinger was not due to be returned anywhere...

I've always hated loft hatches and lofts. Moved here because there isn't one. It has a loft conversion that a noisy weirdo my son sleeps in.
I hope everything is OK op.

Oh. My. God. I may never sleep again.

this is actually terrifying [keeps baby in my bed tonight]

Heebie jeebie.

This is not the thing to be reading at 3.30 in the morning when you can't sleep!

It's creep me out anyway knowing the lofts all link between the houses anyway, let alone knowing someone actually does appear to have been living there.

Oh heck how shocking. I wouldn't be able to sleep.

You said you live in a row of 3 houses? Have you told the people in the 3rd house about this?

This thread took a really sinister turn. There I was laughing at toilet trained cats.

Hope you OK op.

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Poor you OP!!

Please get a hidden camera installed in the loft!

And can you try to arrange for the police to catch them with a bit of a sting operation??

Blimey OP.

Jesus Christ i got way too invested in this thread!