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To think the new version of Dirty Dancing looks absolutely crap! (Spoilers I guess even though I haven't seen it either)

103 replies

MissionItsPossible · 05/06/2017 22:09

Just saw this advertised as a UK premier for Channel 5 so went on YouTube to see some videos. Now, remakes are generally crap but AIBU to think that they should actually make an attempt to surpass the original? Here is the dance to the finale in the original version:

Even if you're not a fan of the original at least it is talented dancing and an exciting scene to watch!

now to me the following is just lacklustre and pointless and uneventful compared to the original. It's just amateurish and crap, simple dancing! It's not even like I'm a huge fan but when I saw it I was utterly bored (although 'Baby's' 'run' at 3:25 really makes me laugh Grin):

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AdalindSchade · 06/06/2017 23:04

That choreography was atrocious.

callmeadoctor · 06/06/2017 23:41

Patrick Swayze, so bloody good!!!

steff13 · 07/06/2017 02:16

Abigail Breslin has such a baby face, and she's a little chubby, and it just makes her look a lot younger than "Johnny." Plus, the way he keeps stroking her hair was creepy - like she's a little kid.

MrsJamin · 07/06/2017 06:46

The guy's acting is just atrocious! What were they thinking?! Why are things like this rebooted? Leave a classic alone.

luckylucky24 · 07/06/2017 06:59

No ring. She is in the cinema watching "Dirty dancing" and it reminds her of the summer at Kallamans.

I watched about half the film last night on plex and it was awful. In places they used the same lines as the original which was cringe. It just didn't fit. Johnny comes across as an awful character, really aggressive and not even a tiny bit sexy. Nicole Sherzinger plays penny and does not suit the role at all!
I think the main problem is they have changed/added in some scenes to make it a bit different. Added in a bit of singing to make it a bit more musical like, but then gone and put in a lot of the original lines to remind everyone that it is still Dirty Dancing.

Lollyb86 · 07/06/2017 07:09

My eyes feel violated...Confused

HS2whattodo · 07/06/2017 07:14

I'm not sure why they need to remake any film. Can't people just watch the original?

MetalMidget · 07/06/2017 07:32

Bwahahahahaha!

OK, I'll confess that I've never seen the original, but I know enough that the end dance was iconic. The reboot... Wtf was that?

The guy can't act
The guy can't dance
The girl can't dance

As people have said, it looks like an awkward school production.

GrainOfSalt · 07/06/2017 08:04

Good god I survived about 1 minute of the clip. That is truly dire, it is like watching a bad school play Sad

ijustwannadance · 07/06/2017 10:36

I really enjoyed the Grease one. The cast could actually sing, Vanessa Hudgens and Carly rea Jepson were great and nice to spot the few original cast members too.

Shitsinger is too old to be Penny.

29Palms · 07/06/2017 12:39

I can't believe that anyone would really call himself "Colt Prattes".

44PumpLane · 07/06/2017 21:10

YABU to have shown me that atrocity!!! I'm pretty convinced I can dance better than that!!

Awful!!

Bindi on the other hand did an awesome job!

fanfrickintastic · 07/06/2017 21:27

I've just had a chance to watch some of it. It is truly dreadful. I couldn't believe that Baby was Abigail Breslin, who is usually fantastic. I didn't recognize her. And she cannot dance. And Johnny, he should be hot, and able to dance.

Shockingly bad.

Willyoujustbequiet · 07/06/2017 21:49

need brain bleach

frankie001 · 08/06/2017 00:00

Convinced my sister to record this and we are going to watch it next time I stay. I have really tried to warn her how bad it's going to be, she doesn't believe me.

FeedMeAndTellMeImPretty · 08/06/2017 00:13

The new Johnny looks like the Dad from the original film Grin yes!

God it's awful, I couldn't watch more than a minute of that clip - just wrong wrong wrong! They can't dance, they're not sexy and the whole thing comes across like a school production. Just "no".

MissionItsPossible · 11/06/2017 18:51

It's on now!!

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Katedotness1963 · 11/06/2017 19:15

Watched up until Baby carried a watermelon. That was enough.

IPokeBadgers · 11/06/2017 19:17

I have it on at the minute...can't look away, it is so awful! 😣

MissionItsPossible · 11/06/2017 19:19

It is shitty and bad but hilariously so! Like the person above I can't stop watching (I'm scared i'll miss something cringingly funny lol)

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IPokeBadgers · 11/06/2017 19:22

Oh no, into the lake.....this is going to be bad isn't it?!

MissionItsPossible · 11/06/2017 19:24

LMAO at the lake scene Grin

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olliegarchy99 · 11/06/2017 19:26

Patrick Swayze was such a good dancer in the original he made it look effortless and easy. Obviously they thought a mediocre dancer could imitate the moves - it is horrendous judging from that clip. Shock
Will hunt out my DVD of the original which is one of my favourite films with excellent dancing from all the cast and relive the wonderful moves of PS Smile

EsmereldaMargaretNoteSpelling · 11/06/2017 19:57

Holy shit. Nicole S gave up a starring west end role for this? What a catastrophic error of judgement.

MissionItsPossible · 11/06/2017 21:00

OMG "The show was amazing especially the choreography" - hahaha that was what the character in the end said, what a cheek compared to the original with actual dancing! Rubbish ending to one of the worse rubbish remakes ever!

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