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When you find out that your husband has some really disgusting habits

230 replies

Gaaaah · 01/06/2017 17:24

Firstly, not a poo troll.

I never realised how fucking disgusting he is until I happened to walk into the bathroom one day when he was having a shower and in the bottom of the shower tray was a massive lump of shit that he quickly stood on and pretended wasn't there. I was visibly horrified but apologised for going in and backed out sharpish.

I put it out of my mind. I don't even know why. I should have confronted him right there and then but I didn't. I haven't encountered anything like that again. More often than not he'll actually call me in to chat about something to do with his day that he feels won't wait until after he's showered.

He had a shower today after work. He forgot to flush the loo. So when I've gone to use it later, I can see that there's no toilet paper down there. He hasn't wiped his arse after a shit. Then he's got straight into the shower. My shower. That I scrub on my hands and knees.

It's disgusting, I know. Worse than poo crumbs man. And i feel absolutely ashamed and repulsed by him.

OP posts:
FreeSpiritJen · 01/06/2017 22:16

@missJC
If it makes you feel any better I know of somebody who was meeting his partners family for the first time and needed a shat but the toilet wouldn't flush, so he placed the turd in a plastic bag and threw it out of the bathroom window. Where it landed onto the glass roof of the conservatory. The conservatory where the whole family was sat eating. What is it with blokes and shit?

This made me choke with laughter! Grin

The story in the OP is gross.

FreeSpiritJen · 01/06/2017 22:18

Sorry OP, you sleep in a bed with skids on the sheets, but it's OK coz they're on his side? Confused

WTF?

Whisky2014 · 01/06/2017 22:20

Hang on. He hasn't actually shit in the shower. He shat in the toilet and has showered his arse crack clean which probably dislodged a nugget. He cleaned himself up.
He also forgot to flush the toilet. This doesn't mean it's a regular occurrence. Maybe the op just caught him on a one off bad time!

Whisky2014 · 01/06/2017 22:23

Where does it say about skids on the sheets free?

Sionella · 01/06/2017 22:24

I don't THINK the skids were the OP; I think that was another poster?

FreeSpiritJen · 01/06/2017 22:26

My mistake sorry whiskey. I read the thread in a bit more detail and it was a poster called davros who said this. And she said it's ok coz the stain's on his side. Yuk!

"Dislodged a nugget' Ewwwwww LOL.

To be honest, from what the OP has read it sounds like it was a full lifesized turd.

Whisky2014 · 01/06/2017 22:27

Ah ok. That's worse imo than cleaning shit off you on the shower. Laying in shitty bed sheets :O

FreeSpiritJen · 01/06/2017 22:27

Yes it was davros who said it, thanks Sionella Smile Sorry about that folks.

Whisky2014 · 01/06/2017 22:28

Nah surely not if he had already left a poo in the toilet?

Patriciathestripper1 · 01/06/2017 22:28

Shock Flowers for you op and some Wine

Polkadot1974 · 01/06/2017 22:37

My husband summed it up "who the fuck does that?"

LesLavandes · 01/06/2017 22:39

Gross

Bettyspants · 01/06/2017 22:41

It's definitely a big poo. He squished it. With his foot.

Scribblegirl · 01/06/2017 22:41

I lost it when reading the first page and this happened:

When you find out that your husband has some really disgusting habits
MrsPeelyWaly · 01/06/2017 22:42

OP, if you've ever condoned skidmarks on his pants then you paved the way for this. He's disgusting.

Mustang27 · 01/06/2017 22:53

What grown man takes a shit in the shower??? Dear god.

I'm sorry I did laugh but it is utterly disgusting and I feel awful for you. I'd be spraying the shower with bleach after he was done.

MomtomagnificentMJ · 01/06/2017 23:33

Holy s* snacks! I agree with khaleesimotherofcats: shame him shame him shame him and deny him sex. That'll fix it

BuzzBuzzBuzzLightyear · 01/06/2017 23:56

scribble 😂😂

cherrytree63 · 02/06/2017 00:14

scribble !
I'm on the waiting list for a hernia repair, laughed so hard it popped out, crying in agony and laughing hysterically at the same time!

Ahardmanisgoodtofind · 02/06/2017 00:24

Op please come back and tell us what his excuse is.
Vile. Utterly vile. As pp said you can bleach the bath but not your brain. It would make me see my dp in a totally different way though,

avamiah · 02/06/2017 00:34

Bloody hell that is disgusting.
My little one never even did that as a baby

IloveBanff · 02/06/2017 00:58

lovemybabies3 " we all share a flannel here and i change it every other day and the thought of my husband doing that and then them using it"

I do realise this is nothing compared to the subject of the thread, but why on earth do you all share a flannel? Surely one each is the norm and they're hardly expensive or take up a lot of room. Confused

OkPedro · 02/06/2017 01:24

ilovebanff
I was just about to ask the same thing! Sharing a flannel? eh why??

BertieNlolly · 02/06/2017 01:45

This has actually made me feel physically sick!! Who does that!!! You need to talk to him asap....shame him, he's needs to realise how disgusting and wrong this actually is, read him everyone's comments that should do it! I wouldn't be able to go near my partner again...His farts gross me out enough....Confused

BertieNlolly · 02/06/2017 01:46

And why would you ever share a flannel?!
^^^