InThinkingJeremyCorbynWouldBeFilthyInTheSackAndIWouldntKickHimOutOfBedForFarting ??

[BastardBloodAndSand]

There.

I've said it. Not an observation to be proud of but I so would.

As you were.

🤢

Is Corbyn' willy covering your space bar?

There are some thoughts one should always keep to oneself.

I got it out as quickly and coversely as I could.

Don't tell dp, I'll never live this down.

IHadAJeremyCorbynSexDream.

In the interests of balance, you should also let us know how you think Teresa, Tim, Nicola and shudder Paul would be in bed.

You can have Corbyn (if you must)

I have a giant crush on Jacob Rees-Mogg and nothing I can do gets rid of it I bet he'd be FILTHY.

Grim

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Theresa would be quite the dominatrix I reckon

How about Trump if we're going to gross-out points? Imagine stroking THAT demon

Corbyn - just no.

Theresa doesn't strike me and someone who has sex.

Diane Abbott.... is that you?

I dreamt about Boris Johnson a while ago.

He certainly knew some tricks

(I am not a Tory)

That the most disgusting thing I've ever read on the whole internet.

emwithme - Oh my, Jacob Rees Mogg, yessss pleeeeease!

He has such a hot, 'Headmasterly' air of authority, and there's so much going on under those glasses.

And Andy Burnham for me too, with those delicious eyelashes and eyes.

Yes, Jacob would be my Headmaster, and Andy would be my Deputy Head, and boy would they straighten me out!

Oh OP, I couldn't. I just....couldn't.

I don't think there's a single politician I 'would' although I did (to my shame) once have a sex dream about Nigel Farage

Oh my God. Seriously?

Corby Corbyn? As in Jeremy Corbyn?

I just googled in case there is another one I missed.

Bit speechless OP

Jacob Rees Mogg?

What's the fucking matter with you lot?

You lot are fucking gross.
Honestly.
I think you all need to give yourselves a talking to.
Or maybe you need a good seeing to if you're that desperate

You are all hilarious.
The only one i'd admit to would be Frank Underwood from House of Cards. Oh god, yes.

There's another thread about this. I don't see why his perceived 'attractiveness' is in any way relevant. But then I think he looks like the creepy fucker in every pub who sits in the corner leering.

You know there's a space bar, right?

Insomni That's totally reasonable though - Kevin Spacey had such charisma and so does the character