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His little shirt

427 replies

SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 14:30

DH picked a shirt from my Next catalogue and I went to pick it up for him. He was at work. So I sent him a picture and said I'd picked up his little shirt (it was for a night out). His mate saw the message and laughed at him and later on sent him a photo of the shirt we was wearing for the night out and said "here is my little tattoo showing shirt".

DH says I've made him a laughing stock but the Dawn doctor often picks up clothes etc for her DH and he doesn't react like this.

OP posts:
IloveBanff · 14/05/2017 19:05

rightwhine "Can someone link to the space fly thread please"

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2927932-AIBU-about-the-man-on-the-bus?pg=1

CheersMedea · 14/05/2017 19:06

rightwine

Fly space thread here:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2927932-AIBU-about-the-man-on-the-bus

CheersMedea · 14/05/2017 19:10

I like the bit when someone googles "fly space" and it just takes them to the MN thread!

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 14/05/2017 19:16

Oh. My. God.

I love you guys. I have had a shitty day and am now drinking wine and literally crying with laughter over the fly space thread. Actual real tears.

pandarific · 14/05/2017 19:16

Is everyone as drunk as I am on MN today? WTF?

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 14/05/2017 19:20

But the OP there had no staying power. I've got to hand it to you, OP, you've stuck with us, you and your little shirt and Dean's tattoos.

GaelicSiog · 14/05/2017 19:29

Oh, my nan does this insisting on referring to everything as little thing, it drives me bloody insane.

YABU

ghostyslovesheets · 14/05/2017 19:33

Oh the fly space thread - I was looking for that!

not a scooby what the flip this one is about though

Butterymuffin · 14/05/2017 19:45

Now going to make up names for all my colleagues along the lines of Vague Jason.

user1492115574 · 14/05/2017 20:20

This is so funny I farted when trying to laugh quietly whilst the dc was falling asleep.

Falconhoof1 · 14/05/2017 20:20

Thread of the year 😂, OP you're brilliant.

MyFavouriteName · 14/05/2017 20:22

Bit late but Jimcanna that is brilliant!

Styturnip · 14/05/2017 20:22

You're a legend Op.
embrace it Wine

derxa · 14/05/2017 20:24

I don't care if it's made up. It was funny.

MrsDoylesTeabags · 14/05/2017 20:26

Pete you're wonderful. Get some rest and lay off the medication Grin
Hope you're feeling better soon Flowers

Madwoman5 · 15/05/2017 17:27

Why is someone reading his texts? If he doesn't want the piss taken, he should keep it to himself

Offred · 15/05/2017 17:31

OP - your H is a dick. LTB.

However, I couldn't get further than here;

Dean isn't a slick back hair type, he's shaven headed and looks like a young Freddy Kruger (without the burns)

Before I spat my drink everywhere!

OzziePopPop · 15/05/2017 17:38

"It's all Star Wars tattoos he's got"

Your husband, his mate Dean or someone else OP?

That'd be grounds for divorce on its own for me...

SuperPug · 15/05/2017 17:44

I'm guessing you had to be there... Confused

APlaceOnTheCouch · 15/05/2017 18:00

OP your DH is way too sensitive. Tell him to get his own shirts in future and tell the Dawn doctor to tell her DP to get his own shirts too or get environmental health Sadie to bring them shirts back from India instead .
Thanks for a brilliant thread Grin

Alexcor · 15/05/2017 18:02

So so funny!

OhLaVache · 15/05/2017 18:09

Random threads are like buses (with flight seats and fly spaces...)

LordBeefCurtain · 15/05/2017 18:13

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visitorfromgermany · 15/05/2017 18:17

This whole thread has me in hysterical tears

JustAnotherSilentOldNumber · 15/05/2017 18:20

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