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His little shirt

427 replies

SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 14:30

DH picked a shirt from my Next catalogue and I went to pick it up for him. He was at work. So I sent him a picture and said I'd picked up his little shirt (it was for a night out). His mate saw the message and laughed at him and later on sent him a photo of the shirt we was wearing for the night out and said "here is my little tattoo showing shirt".

DH says I've made him a laughing stock but the Dawn doctor often picks up clothes etc for her DH and he doesn't react like this.

OP posts:
yaela123 · 15/05/2017 21:29

OP we need the story behind Sad Eye Pete! Why is he so important that you are named after him?

MsJudgemental · 15/05/2017 21:31

Not laughed this much at MN in ages! Grin

rainbowgiraffe · 15/05/2017 21:32

Did you go on a bus op? Did you sit near the flight seat?

AddALemon · 15/05/2017 21:33

OP we need the story behind Sad Eye Pete! Why is he so important that you are named after him?

Grin
Ohyesiam · 15/05/2017 21:42

Op, sounds like you need some TLC. I'm sorry your dh over reacted, it sounds like he made a lot of fuss over nothing really. Get well soon.

CoteDAzur · 15/05/2017 22:00

I have NEVER laughed so much at a thread on MN Grin Grin Grin. Properly HOWLING here and managed to wake up DD, too.

Thank you, OP. You are the best.

CLASSICS! Grin

Juniorjai · 15/05/2017 22:05

F'ing pishing myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂

shinyredbus · 15/05/2017 22:07

?!?! I'm confused.

Twinkle8516 · 15/05/2017 22:39

koala I was thinking exactly the same thing about this post and the fly space / flight seat / Pringles post the other night!

TheTigerWhoCame2Tea · 15/05/2017 22:57

This is the best thread I've ever read. Although OP if you don't know The Dawn Doctor's real name, how do you know intimate details of her personal life, like whether she collects her husband's tiny shirts for him?

MumsTheWordYouKnow · 15/05/2017 23:00

Yawn. Please learn to explain things clearly. The last sentence is totally weird.

CoteDAzur · 15/05/2017 23:16

Just the last sentence? Really? Grin

MarcelineTheVampire · 15/05/2017 23:40

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time- I've just woken my DD up laughing hysterically (and I was laughing into a pillow).

Hope you are feeling better OP.

GreatFuckability · 15/05/2017 23:55

i have a chest infection too, and i think i'm going to die laughing at 'the sadie nurse'.

Igletpiglet · 16/05/2017 00:04

Little Dean is Dawn's doctor's dad.
Is this something to do with the cyber attack, do you think?

alltoomuchrightnow · 16/05/2017 00:04

does the doctor get up at the butt crack of Dawn?

Orlandointhewilderness · 16/05/2017 00:09

Cried. Bloody cried! Hilarious, I needed that!
Hope you feel better soon OP!

alltoomuchrightnow · 16/05/2017 00:11

Now, I do call people (even some animals) names, if I don't know their real names, or a nickname is better..

eg Military Man
The Asbo Nemesis cat
Shouty corner lady
Thieving bastard from no3
Mad *
Mooby Man

etc etc.. but I'd never put them in a thread! (err I know I just have, but to illustrate a point)... as they are 'in' jokes. Just like I'd never put them in general conversation , except maybe the ones that are mine and DP's neighbours and we've probably coined their names together.

OP - please do tell... is it a lady who looks like Doctor Dawn?

jubi66 · 16/05/2017 15:42

Jeez OP are you from the South? Is that why you're unfamiliar with the concept of piss- ripping amongst friends?? Grin

CeleryKeithsCat · 16/05/2017 18:37

OP Please come back!! GrinGrin

alltoomuchrightnow · 16/05/2017 23:18

this?

His little shirt
TheOriginalHuldra · 19/10/2017 12:32

Oh god! This is one of the weirdest threads I have read. Grin

yetanotherusernameAgain · 19/10/2017 12:39

There's a TV presenter who is a doctor and called Dawn: Dr Dawn Harper who has appeared on Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies.

No idea if she collects shirts for her husband though. Although it seems she divorced in 2015.

Eolian · 19/10/2017 12:48

Ok. On the teeniest chance this is genuine, rather than an attempt at a Sharon/t-rexing type style of thread...

OP, normal people don't tend to use the names of random characters in their anecdote when they are talking to will have no idea who the hell those characters are.

Example:
Weird person's anecdote: "Dean broke his leg the other day". Audience: "Huh. Who the hell is Dean? Confused Why are you assuming I know who you're talking about? I don't know anyone called Dean."

Normal person's anecdote: "My husband's friend broke his leg the other day". Audience: "Oh that's a shame. How did he do it?"

See?

yetanotherusernameAgain · 19/10/2017 12:51

Sorry everyone, didn't realise this thread was from from 5 months ago.

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