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His little shirt

427 replies

SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 14:30

DH picked a shirt from my Next catalogue and I went to pick it up for him. He was at work. So I sent him a picture and said I'd picked up his little shirt (it was for a night out). His mate saw the message and laughed at him and later on sent him a photo of the shirt we was wearing for the night out and said "here is my little tattoo showing shirt".

DH says I've made him a laughing stock but the Dawn doctor often picks up clothes etc for her DH and he doesn't react like this.

OP posts:
DearMrDilkington · 15/05/2017 18:23

This is wonderfulGrin

So Dean likes star wars and is a relationship with doctor dawn? Is Pete with Sadie?

mojojojo838 · 15/05/2017 18:28

Christ on the bloody cross, this is priceless. Get well soon OP. I'm going to open a bottle of wine and read the full thread again.

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 15/05/2017 18:31

Sharon?

If so, your grammar has come on in leaps and bounds!

PrincessHairyMclary · 15/05/2017 18:35

So I know about the Dawn Doctor, Deans ratios and the Pringles in the fly seat...now can someone put a link to Sharon and her T. rex?

IloveBanff · 15/05/2017 18:45

Here you are PrincessHairy www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1498923-Shouting-at-me-in-the-supermarket

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 15/05/2017 19:06

I thought Sad Eyed Pete was in Tintin? Didn't Tintin have a little shirt?

We adopted two gerbils about an hour ago. Pondering what to name them- now we have it!

Two gerbils- called Sad Eyed Pete and Little Shirt!

CEOD · 15/05/2017 19:08

OMG! I am peeing myself laughing here!

Purplealienpuke · 15/05/2017 19:09

I haven't laughed so much in soooooo long 😂😂😂😂😂
Between this and batshit fly space I'm away to change my tenna lady 🙄

Op your husband is a drama queen. His friends sound like dicks. He's putting it behind you??? You could have chosen a different word but you weren't to know his idiot mate was reading his messages!

Get well soon 💐

DomJolyNurse · 15/05/2017 19:12

Thank you all of you for that, but especially OP for revealing what people call me behind my back!

But seriously, he is being oversensitive and also he must have shown Dean the text, so really it is his fault.

Is he very sensitive about his weight? Is he very thin? Does he just make you feel bad?

dalecooper · 15/05/2017 19:12

Hilariously thread. Your DH sounds like a bit of a dick though. Hopefully that is the last time you pick up any of his little shirts.

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 15/05/2017 19:12

Purple step away from the thread and change your little pants! 😂

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 15/05/2017 19:14

I had a dog called Sadie
Lets hope I dont meet any Doctors who remind me of her

AddALemon · 15/05/2017 19:14

Just had a blazing row with exp, I was in such a bad mood but this thread has totally lifted me, I am literally crying I've been laughing so much! Thankyou op and I hope you feel better soon Flowers

I work with a Sadie, I won't be able to look at her without thinking of this thread and laughing now GrinGrin

SestraClone · 15/05/2017 19:15

People really find these threads hilarious? I admit, I did chuckle at the very first one with Sharon, but they are really boring now and a bit forced.

rightwhine · 15/05/2017 19:16

Such a lot of fuss over a little situation...

LittleShirtDeanTattooDream · 15/05/2017 19:25

It was just bants Pete

samzaffar123 · 15/05/2017 19:29

Absolutely classic! This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read. I have rolled over laughing for hours whilst reading this thread three times in quick succession.

WomblingThree · 15/05/2017 19:32

No one really thinks all these people exist do they? How can her DH be a dick when he isn't real?

I agree with SestraClone. The first couple of threads were funny, but the novelty has worn off. Time for a new hook I reckon OP.

dalecooper · 15/05/2017 19:36

I have not read any other similar threads, so to me this is fresh. If you are bored then it puzzles me why you would continue to read?

falange · 15/05/2017 20:07

I've just read this imagining the OP saying it in a West Country accent. I don't know why. Funniest thing ever mumsnet.

AyUpMiDuck · 15/05/2017 20:35

I think Sad Eye is Sadie and I think English is not her first language. The syntax is all wrong. Or is it me?

TheUpsideDown · 15/05/2017 20:56

Oh my days... read the whole thread and Im dying.

OP you sound like my kinda woman!
Your DH on the other hand sounds like he has the sense of humour of a wet lettuce

MysteriesOfTheOrganism · 15/05/2017 20:58

AyUp I don't think it's the syntax that's wrong - it's reality. AIBU to believe that Mumsnet exists in some kind of crossover space between universes, where flies ride on the bus whilst munching Pringles obsessively because the Dawn Doctor has told them they're fat and DH reckons the shirts are too little, whilst Dean flashes his tattoos?

mikeyssister · 15/05/2017 21:16

Holds hands up and admits hasn't read the whole thread, but I have read the OPs posts.

But I'm confused.

Who's Dawn?
Who's Sadie?
Are these characters in a soap that real life people happen to look like? Are they people that the OP has talked about in another thread or are they infamous reality stars?

ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 15/05/2017 21:21

Really wanted to get to the end of this thread, but only managed to get to p9, before wanting to gauge my eyes out & throw laptop out the window.

The most infuriating & confusing post I've ever come across.

Why have you not addressed the issue of who the fucking helll Dawn Doctor is before P9, OP?

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